Never ever have I...

[AmerikazMost]

Played this game the other weekend with a bunch of sorostitutes. It's supposed to be a drinking game, but since we can't really enforce those rules, here's how it'll go. I'll say something I've never done like "Never ever have I eaten anchovies," and if you have done what I said (if you have eaten anchovies), then you answer with an "I have" and your own "Never ever have I..." statement.

For example:

AmerikazMost: Never ever have I been on the subway diet.
KAMIKAZI: I have. Never ever have I stalked someone named Matt.
Synful*Luv: I have. Never ever have I...


And so on. If you feel like drinking while playing this, go for it. In fact, it's encouraged. The drunker you are, the better these statements will get.



I'll go first...



Never ever have I had anal sex.

 

[Duke]

Im getting on my way to drunkenness :thumb:

*swigs*

I never ever had sex while humming my national anthem backwards.

 

[PuffnScruff]

Last time I played this game I threw up twice that night.

Aren't u suposed to take a swig if u have had anal sex?

Duke? What r u trying to say?

 

[AmerikazMost]

Duke? What r u trying to say?

he likes it in his shitter!


but duke, that's a gay. no one's ever had sex while humming their national anthem backwards. somebody pick something better haha.

 

[Saint33]

AmerikazMost: Never ever have I been on the subway diet.
KAMIKAZI: I have. Never ever have I stalked someone named Matt.
Synful*Luv: I have. Never ever have I...

lol hahah


also, how do u hum sumthing backwards? think about it haha

neways since noone has ever had sex while humming a national anthem backwards, i mite as well put up a new one.

Never ever hav i gone skinny dippin.

 

[PuffnScruff]

I have.

Never have I ate a girl out.

Don't plan to till I meet the future wifey

 

[Saint33]

I have. (tastes nasty )

Never hav i played water polo.

 

[Duke]

he likes it in his shitter!


but duke, that's a gay. no one's ever had sex while humming their national anthem backwards. somebody pick something better haha.

Gay? My dear sir, fucking a female while humming the national anthem backwards is the epitome of GANXTANESS, save for humming a different nation's anthem.

Duke? What r u trying to say?

lol, i didnt get it

now i reread AM's post and i get it. lol

 

[PuffnScruff]

lets get this game started, because i doubt anyone here has played water polo.

i never at a pizza with mushrooms on it.

 

[Duke]

i have

I never ever licked liquor of a chicks nipple

 

[PuffnScruff]

i have

I never ever licked liquor of a chicks nipple

*swigs* remembers vodka and nipple.mmmm

i never took a shit in under 5 minutes.

 

[S O F I]

I have...yesterday, actually.

Never have I seen a topic as stupid as this.

...I had to.

 

[PuffnScruff]

I have...yesterday, actually.

Never have I seen a topic as stupid as this.

...I had to.

i have. too early in the morning to take a swig...or is it.

i have never driven a car over 90mph

 

[Duke]

i have


never ever have i eaten more than 4 eggs at once.

 

[Casey]

*swigs* I have.

Never ever have I used a condom while fucking without getting annoyed with it and immediately taking it off.

 

[Salar]

I have...
Never ever will this thread remain open!