name three things to buy at walmart...

[Synful*Luv]

anal lube
duct tape
a baseball bat

or

box of condoms
Britney Spears life story on DVD
"lip plumper" lip gloss

 

[Duke]

1.) Large cucumbers
2.) Vaseline


1.) Large butcher knife
2.) Microsoft Flight Simulator
3.) Nightgown

 

[Synful*Luv]

Halloween costume
bag of candy
duct tape

 

[Prize Gotti]

Wouldn't it be easier to take a live lobster from the tank and just drop it on the cash register, that wold freak me out.

 

[Fataldawg]

glass tubing
pack of lighters
metal spoons

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Duct tape
anal lube
trash bags

zomg im funny fuck me

 

[PELLA]

bb shot gun
metal pellets
All eyez on me CD

 

[Rahim]

shotgun
whiskey
map to canada

ROFL..

 

[S. Fourteen]

Wal Mart workers do not freak out, they page for a Customer Service Manager and the register light blinks for 9 minutes without any response. They carry on a straight face while the air gets thick and the tention builds.


- Expert Gardener's All Purpose Potting Soil (10 qt.)
- Energy Star HD Full Spectrum Fluorescent Lightbulb (2000 Lumens)
- Rubbermaid containers (10 pack/1 gallon each)

 

[hizzle?]

1 False Beard
2 The Holy Qu'Ran
3 Flight Simulator 2000

then come back 6 months after and get

1 a pilot liscence
2 a butcher knife
3 and a boeing 757


Althought I doubt they have the Holy Qu'Ran in Wal-Mart, I'm pretty much sure it's an acceptable list.

 

[SAD4PAC]

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[PuffnScruff]

Wal Mart workers do not freak out, they page for a Customer Service Manager and the register light blinks for 9 minutes without any response. They carry on a straight face while the air gets thick and the tention builds.


- Expert Gardener's All Purpose Potting Soil (10 qt.)
- Energy Star HD Full Spectrum Fluorescent Lightbulb (2000 Lumens)
- Rubbermaid containers (10 pack/1 gallon each)

so how is your garden going? get at me i have some questions for you

 

[S. Fourteen]

My tomatoes are growing wonderfully, thank you for asking.

 

[Rahim]

1. A hair net
2. A bucket of gasoline
3. A pack of matches