My trip across America to relocate for a woman who fucks other men...

[PuffnScruff]

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[Dante]

$5,000 engagement ring
$6.75 an hour at safeway
-uncle sam's 20%

=

926 hours of shopping cart detail

 

[Preach]

Cultural Learnings of America for Make No Benefit

yes, in fact he does

you're on the street team, you should feel obligated to help me locate his first two.

he didn't reply to the email i sent him

 

[ARon]

HAhaha at the title, wow.

 

[SicC]

hahaha, dante is pissed. it would have been great if E went up to the door and was recording and then dante kicked the shit out of him on camera and posted it.

pz

 

[Dante]

hahaha, dante is pissed. it would have been great if E went up to the door and was recording and then dante kicked the shit out of him on camera and posted it.

pz

what i'm pissed about is the missed opportunity

 

[DarkPhantom13]

I have been quite busy lately. To be short, I've moved from home in a cross country journey to California, my new home. I left on Saturday evening and I'm currently staying in York, Nebraska. I've been through a lot of cities and perhaps many TB members.

To spare you the boring stuff in my cross country travels, I will go right to the interesting things. I was in Iowa about 4 hours ago and I spied on Dante. This is a true story. I did a video diary of it and even took pictures. I showed a picture of Dante's place to him so he can prove such a thing here in this thread. I also saw Dante laying on the floor of his condo. I have many pictures and a 15 minute video of the greatest exposure in history. Once I am at a public computer I will upload this gem. Until then, I shall speak with you later. Please IM me online because I am so bored.

You coming to Cali? I swear Eric if you come anywhere near my city I'm gonna tell the homeboys to beat the wigger outta you and jack your white ass! I already got the camera ready in anticipation u fuckin bastard!

 

[Flipmo]

Did you encounter the Littlest Hobo to help you with your journey?

 

[Hail Grimace]

***steps into thread. reads creepy stalking and personal shit...creeps back out***

 

[Rukas]

... Well? ...

 

[Hymnz]

Cultural Learnings of America for Make No Benefit

Why the fuck doesn't anybody come to Lebanon and spy on me?

we'd just be getting in the way of the syrian spies

 

[Hymnz]

the faster we insult and humiliate Big Easy to the point where he feels that being a member of the board is no longer rewarding, the sooner he will upload the video he has of Dante. so i cannot see why everybody feels they need to add their own comments if they are on dante's side.

anyway, i think Easy has more class than this.. he wont post anything.

 

[Rukas]

Easy is the funniest member on this board I dont know when it became cool to hate on the guy.

Sure his recent performance isnt as good as he once was but i think all the attention and hating has just put a lot of pressure on him and he just cant get it up anymore. I for one hope he relaxes or pops so e-Viagra and starts fucking with some people again to the point where the whole board erupts with ears of laughter.... Ermm... no homo.

 

[Pittsey]

Eric.... You are 1 funny fucker.

 

[Eric]

This is so funny.

 

[Rukas]

12 years later and I’m still waiting on the video....

 

[SiGh]

Who’s in contact with pittsey? Tell him to come back.

 

[k69atie]

He was on my fb dunno where is he now

 

[Tha_Wood]

Who’s in contact with pittsey? Tell him to come back.

I spoke to him yesterday he said he'll come back

 

[Pittsey]

That's my old Facebook Katie

Add me on the one I use