My Poem

[Silleone]

Im cooler than ice,
im nicer than a chinese man delivering chicken fried rice,
right now im listening to obie trice,
befor buying his shitty album,i should have thought twice,
paris hilton is dislexic and anorexic,
how is it she can afford a lexus,
all my x's live in texas,
thats why i dont visit them on christmas,
what came first the chicken or the egg,
im fucking a girl now, she has beyonces legs,
she cut them off with sissors and cactus,
then sewed them on with tape and elastic,
michael jackson is a pedophile,
he finger fucked my homie kyle,
r kelly was in there doing it to,
except,instead of his fingers he used a screw,
the screw was long silver and rusty,
it left kyles asshole, damaged and krusty,
im writing this poem on a pc,
i live in the woods, please come and see me,
dont bother, cuz im not very far from u,
look back becuz im right behind u,
u know whats funnier than a dead baby
a dead baby in a clown suit.

Thank U

 

[BigTymeBaller662]

you are 1 lonely man...








but...ur poem had sum funny lines.

 

[shattered dreams]

lol wow....bored?

right now im listening to obie trice,
befor buying his shitty album,i should have thought twice,

why are you listening to it then? you can just turn it off

paris hilton is dislexic and anorexic,
how is it she can afford a lexus,


cuz her daddy is rich.

all my x's live in texas,
thats why i dont visit them on christmas,

and thats why? what does texas have anything to do with it?


u know whats funnier than a dead baby
a dead baby in a clown suit.

thats just creepy.

 

[Silleone]

i won an award for that poem, my teacher says it shows the harsh realities of life, look out for my next poem people

 

[Steph]

lol this was too funny lmfao

 

[shattered dreams]

i won an award for that poem, my teacher says it shows the harsh realities of life, look out for my next poem people

lol wow, your allowed to talk about fucking a girl, and fingering someones asshole and someones rusty ass to a teacher?