My Newest Way of Getting Drunk.

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seeing as it is winter over here in kangaroo land, i needed something with a little more kick..
so the last few weekends i have been drinking this..

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mixed with..

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It only takes about half an hour before my confidence goes through the roof, fat chicks start looking like Jessica Simpson, and im up dancing like Zoidburg :weird:

i don't know why the dew.. suppose it was the first thing i tried with vodka. i tried Rukas's Red Bull and Vodka, but that was nothing special..

what mixes well with Vodka? or any straight shit for that matter?
 
LOL I used to drink it with Mountain Dew when I was like 18 its nasty. I used to go to KFC get a meal with a bottle of Mountain Dew get a bottle of vodka from the liquor store across the street and mix.

It tastes awful LOL...

I suggest you drink Wyborowa though, Smirnoff has fallen off HARD since it became "mainstream."

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wow I thought you and Woody are 2 experienced drunks but no, you're still yet to experience the great world of vodka mixing.
I tried vodka with everything popular and I think it tastes best without anything. I mean drink half glass of vodka and then a glass of orange juice and you'll feel the power (but don't mix it before drinking).
If you really have to mix it try coke + lemon. It's tastier that way and also lemon makes your organism absorb alcohol faster.
 
LOL I used to drink it with Mountain Dew when I was like 18 its nasty. I used to go to KFC get a meal with a bottle of Mountain Dew get a bottle of vodka from the liquor store across the street and mix.

It tastes awful LOL...

I suggest you drink Wyborowa though, Smirnoff has fallen off HARD since it became "mainstream."

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how did it fall off? like did it change the taste or something.

i was never a big vodka drinker. i much rather have a beer. in summer u drink summer beers like carton draught and melbourne bitter. in winter u drink Heineken and then there is my all year beer, corona.
 
im a disgraceful russian

i drink it with orange juice. i got no fucking idea why. i guess it's cheap, and gets me drunk quicker. cant stand that shit on its own unless its ice cold. wherever i go for a shot of vodka it's always warm like piss. who would drink that? anyway, i did, and i fucking gagged. terrible experience
 
how did it fall off? like did it change the taste or something.

i was never a big vodka drinker. i much rather have a beer. in summer u drink summer beers like carton draught and melbourne bitter. in winter u drink Heineken and then there is my all year beer, corona.

real Smirnoff is ALOT stronger, the stuff the sell outside of Russia is crap in comparison. Also, ALLWAYS store Vodka in the freezer. It doesnt freeze due to the alcohol so it get super cool.
 
^^ What he said.

Also, yeah, the taste has changed because the methods of producing it have changed, it is all mass produced now.

My favorite mix is a good vodka straight from the freezer with apple juice, preferably the cloudy type.
 
I drink my vodka with red bull, orange guice or coke. Or as a shot in the club.
 
My shitty mixed drink back in the day was Cuervo and lemonade. Foul, foul, foul.

Sophomore year one time I stole a bottle of 100% ethanol from chem lab... I don't know how I survived that weekend.
 
I thought his newest way of getting drunk was just injecting the alcohol into his body, "fuck drinking, it takes too long." oh well.

I'm not big on vodka, when I usually drink it it's mixed with cranberry juice. Tequila is my shit. When I was around 17, I usued to mix tequila with lime margarita mix, I used to put about 80% tequila in those drinks, not good stuff.
 
i have absinth.

yes, yes, not the REAL thing, but it's green, it's 60% which is way more than anything i can get in this here country, and it looks exotic. i'm saving it for an occasion.
 
Vodka + orange soda = good combination.

I also mix it with Lilt, Sprite, and - I got some fizzy Vimto which I'm going to try tonight. Schlurple the purple!
 
i have absinth.

yes, yes, not the REAL thing, but it's green, it's 60% which is way more than anything i can get in this here country, and it looks exotic. i'm saving it for an occasion.


Vincent Van Gogh drank absinthe :thumb:
 
i have absinth.

yes, yes, not the REAL thing, but it's green, it's 60% which is way more than anything i can get in this here country, and it looks exotic. i'm saving it for an occasion.
I've had absinth before. Mix with with warm water and sugar, otherwise its fucking disgusting.
 

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