My mommy's getting married today.

There have been plenty of pictures made, so, they'll be up soon.

that's good.. in all seriousness, hope they're happy... i had to go to a wedding today.... it was indian, so naturally i wanted to wear shorts, reach down my leg and into my boxers, grab the bottom tip of my scrotum and stretch it out back through the bottom of my shorts and go.. "ah dangit, i sat in gum again".... and excuse myself from the table to sit outside and smoke a cigarette..... i would have said it was grape gum, because i have a brown scrotal sac.... :)
 
^^^lmao


Dude she married is a good guy. Then again my mother isn't someone who'd choose an asshole, heh.
 

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