My microwave broke :(

Caesar

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What do I do? Im going to starve! I look at my stove, that Ive never used, and feel like a 90 year old must when he looks at an iPhone. Im just lost. Stove top? Pffft.....

I had food that takes a long time to make or requires a lot of effort, it sucks!
 
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Use pots and pans, lmao.

I never cook with my microwave. I use it for defrosting and sometimes re-heating. Fuck TV-dinners, fuck microwave dinners, fuck pre-peeled potatoes even.
 
What do I do? Im going to starve! I look at my stove, that Ive never used, and feel like a 90 year old must when he looks at an iPhone. Im just lost. Stove top? Pffft.....

I had food that takes a long time to make or requires a lot of effort, it sucks!


you junk food junkie chicken cook

i tell my colleagues there is endless ways to boil water in a kitchen; kettle, microwave, oven, grill, stove, and hob ... you have a dish on order which requires gravy, which requires boiled water, and your microwave is fucked ... ever heard of kettle cooking with the top off, open the can - fill the kettle, and stick it in there to heat up, bingo
 
You poor man. How can you work your way around technology and not know how to turn a stove on? Microwaves suck, as Duke said only purpose for them is defrosting (if I forget to get the meat out in the morning) and re-heating..
 
lol @ only purpose is defrosting.


there are millions of microwaveable dinners out there and I've eaten them and it's fine.
 
You poor man. How can you work your way around technology and not know how to turn a stove on? Microwaves suck, as Duke said only purpose for them is defrosting (if I forget to get the meat out in the morning) and re-heating..


Im sure I can work out how to use a stove, I just hate cooking and prefer microwaving meals.
 
I'd probably be the same only using a microwave if i didnt live with my sister and another female, thank the lord
 
I'd probably be the same only using a microwave if i didnt live with my sister and another female, thank the lord


I have to ask, who is doing the other female, you or your sister?

I only ask because I know a guy who lives with his sister and her lesbian lover....
 
I have to ask, who is doing the other female, you or your sister?

I only ask because I know a guy who lives with his sister and her lesbian lover....

Oh my god that would be weird lol. I have but I dont anymore, she has a boyfriend, akward it is.
 

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