My impressions of Streethop Vol 1

Salar

The One, The Only
Jul 20, 2003
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I've been on this message forum for yonks and have graced you all with my presence and time for all the time being. While i was gone you all missed me and cried at nights... and now that i'm back.. the empty hole in your hearts is filled again with hope that the forums will florish once again
There is no doubt that you all love me... I first captivated you in mid july 2003 and you all fell in love with me so quickly. When my first photo was put up you were thrilled and taken aback. My hair glistened like nose hair after a sneeze... my eyes were like two brown circles with black dots in the middle of them.. and i fell into your lives like a man who falls down..

Anyhoo.. So i thought i'd break down my impressions of streethop based on the members that contribute the most.

Salar: He is a good guy.. a great guy in fact. The person you all wish to have as a best man for your wedding.

Salar: All the girls for some reason fall madly in love with him. Whether you be Keco who passively pretends to hate him but deep down she wishes she was with him or whether you be Synful, Carmi or Amara who openly profess their ultimate love for him in the All About You section thousands upon thousands of times

Salar: He is truly a music pioneer.. All the music lovers like Millitant just wish they were like him.. Swami infact wanted to be called Salar to begin with but I said.. "no.. don't use the lords name in vein"

Salar: A living legend recognised by all.. Rukas infact has gone up to him thousands upon thousands of time requesting him to be Forum administrator..

Salar: For some reason turns men gay. In his time here Big E, Flipp, Saltynuts, Preach & Sebastian have all come out of the closet professing their undying love for him only to be disappointed that i don't swing that way.. Fellas.. i'm a ladies man.. not a lady man!

Anyway in conclusion.. Salar is great.. salar is grand.. we all love him.. Keep up the good work and it's good to have you back on streethop every now and then. We follow your every post and take your word on everything as holy and pure.

Good Job
 
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Salar: He is truly a music pioneer.. All the music lovers like Millitant just wish they were like him.. Swami infact wanted to be called Salar to begin with but I said.. "no.. don't use the lords name in vein"

LOLOLOL. Good one. That's pretty fucking funny but hilariously ironic at the same time, because of the quote, since:

swami

1773, " an idol," later, "religious teacher" (1901), from Hindi swami "master" (used as a term of address to a Brahmin), from Skt. svami (gen. svaminas) "lord, master," from sva-s "one's own" (cognate with L. sui; see idiom) + amah "pressure, vehemence."
 

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