My date ditched me.

[roaches]

At a bar.
Before I arrived.
For a landscape worker.
Who works for one of my best friends.
Who doesn't speak English.
And neither does she.
No, they don't speak the same language.
He came to the bar on a bicycle.
They both left together ON the bicycle.
I found out when I almost ran them over in the parking lot.

Should I be impressed at his game-running abilities, relieved that I didn't have to spend time with a bitch who would stand me up to get a bike ride home to some anonymous dude's basement apartment so she can get banged out while not having any idea what he's saying (better yet, if she's that easy... why couldn't I get in the draws BEFORE a fucking date?), or annoyed that I'm not getting laid tonight?

What are you doing in on a Friday night?

 

[PuffnScruff]

i';m watching becker kicking myself in the ass that i got my lab times mixed up for tonight and ended up missing an important day that i would spend in a studio

i'm wonder, do you speak the same language as she does?

 

[roaches]

Yep.

 

[Shahin]

Should I be impressed at his game-running abilities, relieved that I didn't have to spend time with a bitch who would stand me up to get a bike ride home to some anonymous dude's basement apartment so she can get banged out while not having any idea what he's saying (better yet, if she's that easy... why couldn't I get in the draws BEFORE a fucking date?), or annoyed that I'm not getting laid tonight?

All of the above.

 

[Fonzy`]

thats hilarious, i'm strugglin to believe it...hahaha i'll take the all the above ticket too

 

[Jeremy]

I'm watching shark week, eating a bowl of fruit, and browsing the net.

 

[ARon]

I went and watch Talladega Nights with my girlfriend. But seriously, you should be impressed, not only cus he pulled a chick on a bike but the language thing is something. He must of just pointed at a big bulge in his croch or something. Truthfully you should of gave him a ride for such a feat.

 

[Casey]

"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

"The negro's stole our dates!" - Animal House

For some reason this reminds me of that.

 

[_carmi]

lol... really lol.

 

[The_Destroyer]

At a bar.
Before I arrived.
For a landscape worker.
Who works for one of my best friends.
Who doesn't speak English.
And neither does she.
No, they don't speak the same language.
He came to the bar on a bicycle.
They both left together ON the bicycle.
I found out when I almost ran them over in the parking lot.

Should I be impressed at his game-running abilities, relieved that I didn't have to spend time with a bitch who would stand me up to get a bike ride home to some anonymous dude's basement apartment so she can get banged out while not having any idea what he's saying (better yet, if she's that easy... why couldn't I get in the draws BEFORE a fucking date?), or annoyed that I'm not getting laid tonight?

What are you doing in on a Friday night?

Perhaps she wasn't too impressed with you to begin with, and this guy laid his game down flatter than you ever could? If you were a man she was interested in, then she would've waited for you to show up. Her leaving is a big indicator that she's not in to you as much as you thought she was. Scratch out all the questions you asked in your final paragraph, because they're nothing but incoherent, ignorant, babbling. You should be disappointed that you got beat, and strive to become a better guy because of it. Judging by your random guess of automatically sleeping with this dude, it seems that you have a lot of work to do. The reason you're not getting laid is because that was your intention with this girl. Quit forcing the issue, homie, and maybe you'll get another date that'll stay around for you. Until then...grow up. You're giving good guys a bad name with your whimpery, I-didn't-get-sex, crybaby bullshit. Stop crying, pick yourself up, and try it again.