My Dad's a Douche

[AmerikazMost]

My dad is 55 years old, but he acts like he's my age, but I'm not a dumbass.

He goes out just about every night with his buddies from work like he has no parental or family responsibilities. It's gotten to the point that the only time I ever see him is when he picks me up on his way to the club.

He bought a cell phone with a two year plan even though my mom wanted to get a family plan since I'm going to college. His excuse: "Everyone at work has one except me." He sounds like a fucking two year old.

And here's the real winner: he got a tattoo. I haven't seen it yet, but he showed my sister. Apparently it's the New England Patriot emblem on his shoulder, which only makes him look like more of an ass. My mom doesn't know yet. I want to tell her, but I don't want her to blow up on me. I'd rather have her shoot him than the messenger. I'm so glad I'm going away to college and won't have to deal with that.

My dad has just never grown up, and not he's got some influences that are making him follow through with the bullshit. It's gotten to the point where my mom refers to the one guy as my dad's boyfriend.

I just needed to vent a little about the asinine actions of my dad.

 

[not really ken]

 

[ChrisZimbo]

man first your school now your dad

 

[AmerikazMost]

thanks ken

 

[Zero Cool]

Has he started smoking weed yet?

 

[AmerikazMost]

^^Has he started smoking weed? Becuase that would surely be the final straw.

no, but my mom thinks he started smoking cigarettes again...he hasn't done that since i was born

 

[haunted]

You are lucky to have a dad.

 

[AmerikazMost]

You are lucky to have a dad.

oh don't get that line of convo started in here... i know i am, that's not the point... the point is that the dad i am lucky to have is acting like a douchebag

 

[haunted]

oh don't get that line of convo started in here... i know i am, that's not the point... the point is that the dad i am lucky to have is acting like a douchebag

Im just fucking with you.... I wanted some sympathy rep.

 

[AmerikazMost]

Im just fucking with you.... I wanted some sympathy rep.

no, but i'll give you some "nice try" rep

Edit: after I spread some around apparently

 

[Zero Cool]

LOL @ haunted. While I'm on my French craze I shall also point out that you have just called your dad a shower

 

[davida]

i some1 said it as a joke but im not even joking my dad smokes weed and i dont like it cause he acts like a jackass to people in public all the time that it becomes like when i go out with him im watching him making sure he doesnt do stupid shit

 

[Zero Cool]

Can he roll like this?

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Until you can:

a) Pay the bills
b) Beat his ass
c) Both

.....you need to stfu......

 

[Jokerman]

He sounds cool to me.

 

[_carmi]

sucks for u to have a dad like that. i feel bad for u so i'll rep u.

 

[ToopackShaker]

^there
problem solved.

 

[Hi Hater]

So you're a son of a douche?

 

[imported_MAKaveli_10]

Damn, your dad is running wild. the tattoo part isn't that bad, lots of people get that, but the clubbing and drinking part are pretty bad. And the excuse for getting the cell phone is pretty funny. All my friends have one.

 

[Glockmatic]

mid-life crisis i bet, he still wants to feel young and shit