Murder The Poster Above You

[Rather Unique]

*eats a senzu bean given to me by dendi on planet namek*

Dendi Is An O.G :thumb:

 

[Silleone]

*Steps in to stop the fight before Kimbo gets his ass whooped*

*Kimbo insists on fighting*

*Laughs as Kimbo is tamed by the L.O.D operative*

*With Kimbo as our new pet, I tell him to maul Silleone*

*Kimbo does it then urinates on Silleone's bloody corpse like the good pet that he is*

*pulls out plug and calcuo realises he was playing his ps2 and what he said never happend*

*calcuo turns around and sees me looking at him, i grab a dildo and shove it calcuos throat,i then drop kick him in the chest, he falls down, i then take ruks new xbox along with his splinter cell game and beat calcuo with it, i then rips calcuo in half with splinter cell*

*i see ruks xbox, still in good condition and knock kimbo out and throw him out a window where he lands on top of the next poster therefor killing him, therfore making it impossible to kill me*

 

[one mc on dj]

*eats a senzu bean given to me by dendi on planet namek*

*crushes one mc's testicles causing him to go in shock*

*sits him infront of a pc, goes to the pacboard forum and clicks on a jason g thread filled with Jasons bullshit opinions*

*gets the audio tape of jasons gs opinions and makes one mc's listen to it*

*turns on the tv filled with eminem videos*

*one mc blows up*


oh yeah

*sets kimbo on Thugstyle*

*blows up*

*evolves into a new uhh (pokemon?)*

*is now even shorter than b4 but much stronger*

*gets his crew*

clarice has no idea what is going on but b4 she knows it she got 9 midgets standing in front of her all with yellow/blonde hair and big muscles and incredible speed

*ONE MC STARTS YELLING LIKE A QB*

*DWARFS GET IN POSITION*

*ATTACKS WITH FULL SUPER DWARF POWER*

*MURDERS CLARICE WITH A TINY KAMEHAMEHA ( BUT IT TURNS OUT BIG CUZ ALL THE OTHER MIDGETS DO THE SAME)*

* SITS DOWN*

*WAITS FOR HIS SPACESHIP TO RETURN*

*SITS 4 30 MINUTES ON A PLANET THAT IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE*

*WISHES HE NEVER HIRED SPOCK AND SAM CASSELL AS HIS PILOTS (THEY ARE ALWAYS DISCUSSING WHATS BEEN ON WILL N GRACE)*

*GRABS CLARICE'S BODY AND DECIDES TO NAME HER SILLEONE AGAIN*

*BREAKS HIS NECK JUST TO BE SURE HE'S DEAD THIS TIME*

 

[Silleone]

*when the world blows up, it launches me to king kames tower which is on the 2nd floor located in space*

*i get healed*

*i walk down to the 1st floor in space where your located*

*summons yu gi oh and ash catchum, they then fuse togther and make YU GI ASH*

*they then lock u in a pokeball with pikachu who is well renound for being gay*

*he then rapes u and electricutes u*

*i then pick up the pokeball and morph it into a yu gi oh card and send it to a kids bedroom, he then trades it, it gets traded until it winds up in a toilet, where it is then flushed*

 

[one mc on dj]

*when the world blows up, it launches me to king kames tower which is on the 2nd floor located in space*

*i get healed*

*i walk down to the 1st floor in space where your located*

*summons yu gi oh and ash catchum, they then fuse togther and make YU GI ASH*

*they then lock u in a pokeball with pikachu who is well renound for being gay*

*he then rapes u and electricutes u*

*i then pick up the pokeball and morph it into a yu gi oh card and send it to a kids bedroom, he then trades it, it gets traded until it winds up in a toilet, where it is then flushed*

*kaiba picks me up summons me and he becomes my friend and master ( like a pokemon remember)*

*get's pumped for another fight*

beep beep beep

*looks at his watch its 11.59*

*starts running and loses his timb on the way out*

*realizes he has only about a minute left to drive back home in the silver coloured beemer*

*pfew survived this attack*

Next morning

*looks out of his window*

*sees a big ass tree outside.*

The tree is so how high

*decides to climb into the tree to see wut is up there*

At the top I meet kame and mr.popo wait!! thats not mr.popo thats Mya!!

*decides to chat a lil with mya*

For at least ten minutes I talk with Mya and I have a boner n shit..but than suddenly she changes into silleone

And our battles starts once again...but i was prepared this time! i brought some headphones with me a giant lock and last but not least JASON! and a book filled with his dirty dirty nasty super nasty wrong comments about hip hop.

You see I told jason he could tell you everything he knew about eminem if he locked himself in with you in kame;s secret ( S M) chamber...thats where you will die

*LAUGHS LIKE HANNIBAL AGAIN*

*BOWS*

 

[Bender]

Thack! ............... #Sock#........................ *Uppercut*............./.......... Pow!

POOF.


K.O. Batman style

 

[Frank Grimes]

*snapkicks yeshua's eyebrow's off*

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*Let's Frank Grimes live as he is the official saviour of StreetHop*








Ahh fuck it....

*crossbow bolt to the face*

Sorry Frank

 

[Frank Grimes]

*laughs out loud due to the fact CalcuoCuchicheo didnt finish me by stompin my face in when he had the chance*

*takes CalcuoCuchicheo legs out from underneath him before he gets the chance to post again*

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*giggles in a girly fashion at the fact Frank Grimes is attempting to tickle him*

*Pulls out a steak knife & slowly perforates Frank Grimes retina*

*Works the knife to the neck, puncturing an artery*

*As blood shoots a good 5 feet in the air, Calcuo dances around like a Native American whooping & shaking hands & all*

 

[snufflez187]

at the basketball court blazin a blunt wen i spot that mark ass bitch CalcuoCuchicheo .. hes chillin wit his boyfriend.. they dont see me creep out tha escalade......im movin in closer...pull out the mack....spray up these bitches hop back in my ride n keep ridin till i see the next bitch haha stay smokin

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

WTF???

*After being saved by the paramedics we steal an ambulance & head over to snuffle187's house*

*Kick in the door, waving the 44., snuffle187's poppa runs out, he don't want no more*

*Get to snuffle187's bedroom & 'my boyfriend' shows me how he treated the skinny white kids in prison*

*After much squealing on snuffle187's part (much like that in the movie Deliverance), low & behold, snuffle187 is butt-fucked to death*

*I leave laughing at the fact that snuffle187's will never be able to come back & kill me because the shame would be too great*

187?? Snuffle needed one hundred & eighty-seven stitches!!

 

[snufflez187]

and then this pussy woke up cuz u aint disrespecting my aim dawg i dont waste bullets ur dead

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*puts the gag back in snuffle187's mouth to stop his jabbering*

 

[2Pax]

^Freezes CalcuoCuchicheo with liquid nitrogeon and then blasts him at close range with a pump action shot gun.

 

[snufflez187]

thats how i kno ur mind aint rite how am i jabberin if u think im dead nigga? ur hallucinating off those japanese magic mushrooms i put on ur pizza haha even the pizzaman works for me "take in the signature"

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*gets his 'boyfriend' to gag snuffle187's with something more filling*

How does prison taste??

 

[snufflez187]

u tell me ur the one who gives head

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

WTF??

I don't 'give' head.

You give my 'boyfriend' head & I watch.

What's that??

*snuffle187's ccries are muffled*

Yeah, bitch...know your place.

 

[2PacThug4Life]

Bang, Bang........BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG