Murder The Poster Above You

[one mc on dj]

ah no bulletprooof superman cryptonite shit just murder eachother :thumb:

 

[ItsmeyaC]

lyrically rhymin, or honest straight up murder, like ya see on news..

 

[spoons]

clubs one mc on dj with a frozen banana

 

[ItsmeyaC]

takes the frozen banana from spoons, does shuriuken (ryu or ken) with it on him tearin his head off, then teleports to dimension x, slamming the door behind him, swallowin the only one key to get out or in..

 

[Jocka]

*watches in shock as a gay thread go gayer and shoots everyone in the room including myself*

HA KILL ME NOW BIOTCH!

 

[ToopackShaker]

places jockas hand over his crotch, and frolicks away into the night

 

[KAMIKAZI]

*stabs a knife into ToopackShaker's throat and rips out his fuckin esophagus*

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*Takes an electric screwdriver to KAMIKAZE's limbs for quoting me without knowing the facts.

Leave him dangling on a meat hook & watches Pulp Fiction.

Hits the pipe & takes a blowtorch to KAMIKAZI's face.

Notices Hurts thread & murders KAMIKAZI with a good old fashioned throat slicing*

 

[one mc on dj]

Decides to murder Calcuo Cage-style:

Shoots Calcuo! Than 2 in his back while he's dead on the ground 1 more in his head cuz he made a little sound ran out of bullets so I use the blade wear rubber gloves cuz he might have AIDS....

I was so ready to use this one


Oh for those who don't know god hates me so he sent me back to this thread to murder him...

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

OOOOOooohh, oooooooooh



*Pissed that Hurts' stole his 'ressurection' idea, Calcuo settles for ghostly status*




BOO!

 

[KAMIKAZI]

*comes back from the dead, rips CalcuoCuchicheo's fuckin scalp off and chokes him with it*

 

[Maverick-old-account]

comes back to life and rubs my limp dick all over you and your family

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*Floats into Hurts' thread & laughs at KAMIKAZE trying to fuck with my cold, dead corpse*

You dumb fuck! You can't kill me!! I'm already dead!

 

[KAMIKAZI]

that was sick but didnt kill me

*puts claws on and uppercuts Mavericks face*

 

[Maverick-old-account]

laughs at kamikaze's fake nails and throws him off the edge of a plane and laughs because his plan of killing himself along with another has been ceased

 

[Dave D]

kills self

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*Hovers around the Gates, hoping to catch Dave D & show him how much I've learned about freeposting*



*Decides to edit post to oust KAMIKAZE.*

Been PM'ing the dude so I can find out why he has me quoted in his sig. & he declines to respond.

I think if someone has problem enough with what I've said to quote me, they should be willing to tell me why.

*Floats away shedding a wry smile at how he murdered KAMIKAZI*

 

[THISLIFEILEAD]

kills self

Joins him then goes to heaven and turns CalcuoCuchicheo to chronic. Then gets kicked out of heaven lands back on earth and smokes CalcuoCuchicheo. Blows smoke in to airtight container so he is forever trapped.


CalcuoCuchicheo = Straight up clown. lol

:thumb:

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
Already dead.

THISLIFEILEAD = sports burn marks where Calcuo repeatedly spanked him for being a dickryder & general imbecile in more than one thread & numerous posts.

Honestly, now I'm not attempting to be witty. I am not the boastful type, btu I sonned THISLIFEILEAD so badly in the Life forum that I was even a little embarassed.

Now that's he's disrespected his maker, I just thought I'd oust him too.

He is a retard with full diploma & honours in the art of foolishness.

 

[Dave D]

^^^^
*comes back as ghost .. reads this thread .. picks out his ghostly eyes with a crucifix ..*