mother shits baby out. LAWL

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Fri Feb 10, 6:56 PM ET

LITTLETON, Colo. - A premature baby survived after being delivered in a toilet, police said.
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"I just had a baby," Salina Newman told the operator when she dialed emergency services Tuesday, according to transcripts released to the media on Thursday. "I was only six months pregnant and I went to the restroom and the baby is in the toilet."

Littleton police officer Bob Carmody said when he arrived at the apartment, Newman told him the baby had been miscarried.

"I looked in the toilet bowl and I could see movement, and the baby was enclosed in the sac and everything," Carmody told Denver television stations. He pulled the baby out of the toilet with rubber gloves.

"I could see the hair, the hands up by the face, and parts of the legs and stuff, but I didn't take a lot of time to look at it. I just made sure and covered up the blanket."

Another officer ran down three flights of stairs to paramedics who had just arrived.

The baby girl, named Nevaeh (heaven spelled backwards), weighed 1.5 pounds and was taken to Littleton Adventist Hosptial, where she's expected to remain until she reaches 6 pounds, police said.

Hospital spokeswoman Allison Hefner declined to release information when contacted by The Associated Press Thursday, citing federal privacy rules

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060210/ap_on_fe_st/toilet_baby;_ylt=AhKAFktnno


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lol i feel sorry for the police officer who had to pull the baby out of the shit.
 
Wow. That reminds me of Monty Python where the woman just gives birth while doing the dishes.. The baby must have been really small for it to come out without her even noticing. If that was my baby I'd never tell her how she was born, well the truth anyway!
 
lol I seen some tight shit today in Geography class. They slaughtered a cow and pulled out its stomach... it was huge, it was like a big yellow trash bag, they just opened that shit up and you could see a bunch of grass in there... looked like they were emptying a lawn mower.
 
mrmakaveli7 said:
u really have a class on geography? i didnt know there was such thing- but anyway... they teach u about cows in geography class?
Yea we have a class on Geography. We study the earth. :|

The cow thing was a segment of a video on Argentina... it was so weird when they slaughtered the cow, like, no blood came out, I thought it was a prank or something. I thought the "stomachs" would be full of confetti or something... the cow had like 10 stomachs, they just kept pulling those bitches out and tearing them open like they were trash bags.

artisticgurl said:
* Has a feeling Diaz is failing Geography / Science*
Now what makes you think that?
 

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