Most Embarrassing Drunk Experience

[Euphanasia]

I have a few, but this one takes the cake. About a year and a half ago (I think it was March '06) I was planning a regular night at the bars but I decided to go see my friend's new apartment and chill for a couple hours beforehand. So I got there around 9pm and chilled for awhile and he kept bringing me drinks. I find out later that he has been giving me glasses of Captain and Coke with 4 shots in each glass. So between 9-11 I had 4 of those drinks (16 shots). Then I drove to my other friends place (not even realizing yet that I was very intoxicated) and the two of us went and hit up the bars until 2am. I have no idea how much I drank I just know that I was pounding beers and shots the whole time. Anyway, I can remember talking to these two girls and I ended up going back with them in a cab to their place. That's all I remember. The next thing I know I'm waking up on the floor and I have no fucking clue where I am. I didn't know what state I was in much less what street I was on. So I looked around for my shoes, finally found those and after about five minutes of scrambling around, finally found the fucking door to get out. I walk outside and I realize I'm on a street I recognize. It's 7am in the morning and my car is across town so I start walking. Now, it's March so I'm fucking freezing cold with no jacket and it takes me about 40 minutes to get to my car. So I get to my friends place and walk into the bathroom and I notice that my whole face is covered in make-up. We're talking red hearts, sayings, all this shit. So I'm like what the fuck? I must have passed 500 cars walking here! How many people just saw me like this? So I scrub it all off and I talk to my friend about what happened the previous night because the details were pretty sketchy. Then I drive home and go to get in the shower and I realize they wrote all over my chest and stomach too. They even colored my belly button in blue. I was so pissed. It took a long time to scrub the make-up off. It really makes for quite a story though. Pretty embarrassing huh?

 

[Tha_Wood]

lol if that happened to me i would class that as a good night. nothing really embarrassing has happened to me while i was drunk, maybe eatin a scoop of my spew for 5 bucks. other than that at times i can make a dick of myself but nothing im embarrassed by

 

[keco52]

I peed the bed while drunk.
My b.f. wrote a note to my boss explaining why I would be late for work.
It went like this " Please excuse Kelli. She will be late to work today because she pissed the bed and has to change the sheets"

 

[Tha_Wood]

i pissed the bed sober last year

 

[hizzle?]

i pissed the bed sober last year

LMAO!!

 

[Bobby Sands]

Probably at my sisters 21st when i got really drunk and my uncle had to carry me out to the car and also at my cousins 21st when i fell off a chair.I was only 15 then though.

 

[Mo_Murda]

Probably have to say getting a DWI...

My friends girlfriend just recently shit her pants last weekend.... it was pretty fuckin funny... I don't know why she told me.

Someones dad once told me, "you're not drunk til you shit your pants."

 

[Katarina]

I was 17 and me and a bunch of people I hung out with was having a party at this guy's apartment who I had a crush on. I shared a bottle of vodka with this other girl and then I stopped remembering what happened but appearantly I tried to sleep in his bed and when my friends wouldn't let me I tried to hide behind his stove (?). To finish it off I threw up all over his couch (which he had to clean up in the morning).

Needless to say, nothing ever happened between us.

 

[Stred]

lol probably at my mates house after about 3 or 4 liters of goon i asked this chick to come outside with me but i was so drunk and fezzy it would of sounded something like "you come side out... me?" lol and she just goes no!! infront of evryone... mind you i have hooked up with her before but i wasnt spastik and in my school untiform with a weeks bum fluff on my face, and i didnt have a speeh impedament!!!

 

[Tha_Wood]

lol that was probably my favorite moment of you being drunk that night. and then you spewed in his bed.

 

[ill_joe]

Drunk and piss go hand in hand, literally.

I got home after a long day in the pub, I'm taking a piss and just black out. I wake up with my pants around my ankles, piss everywhere and bruises all across my back from where I bounced off the iron radiator. It was worth it though.

 

[S O F I]

I said some foolish things last night when I was drunk and high, and now my life is in danger.

 

[Tha_Wood]

haha what did you say?

i also just went to take a drink of my beer and i missed my mouth and it went on my shirt