Monkey Business

[Euphanasia]

I was talking to my dad the other day about how I went to an aquarium in Boston and saw this really old penguin shit all over the place. It was really funny because no one else saw it but us as there was a lady in the penguin exhibit talking on the other end and the crowd was all watching her. But this one penguin was on the other end (right in front of us) and started walking out of his cave backwards. And I'm thinking, why is he doing that? Then he just shits all over the rock. It was like someone just tossed a gallon of milk on a rock. Fucking hilarious. We got it all on tape, too.

So my dad tells me he has a really great story of when he visited the San Diego zoo back before I was born. He said that some stupid tourist threw a paper cup at one of the monkeys so the monkey picked up a pile of shit and threw it at the tourist.

LOL

Apparently it missed him but nearly hit a baby in a stroller.

 

[Da_Funk]

So my dad tells me he has a really great story of when he visited the San Diego zoo back before I was born. He said that some stupid tourist threw a paper cup at one of the monkeys so the monkey picked up a pile of shit and threw it at the tourist.

LOL

Apparently it missed him but nearly hit a baby in a stroller.

LOL

5 character limit sucks.

 

[Farzin]

Hahaahahaha

Too bad back then they didnt have camera phones or we might have been able to see that on video!

 

[SicC]

I have heard to many of these stories, your dad is full of shit.

pz

 

[linx]

You went to the Boston Aquarium, huh? Do you live around there?

 

[Chronic]

He said that some stupid tourist threw a paper cup at one of the monkeys so the monkey picked up a pile of shit and threw it at the tourist.

LMAO! Reminds me of this story of a woman who kept mocking this gorilla, so he broke out (jumped a huge moat designed to keep them out) and FUCKED HER UP. She probably never truly thought about what exactly she was doing but hey, still funny.

 

[Euphanasia]

You went to the Boston Aquarium, huh? Do you live around there?

No, I live in New York but I went to Boston a couple weeks ago.