Men Are Just Happier People

[vg4030]

Cats used to be praised as Gods; thats why they > dogs.

The key word here is USED to be worshipped

They aint praised no more, you know why??? cos they suck ass



Edit:
I thought this thread would start a fight/debate between men and women but we're arguing over God-damn cat and dogs lol

 

[_carmi]

The key word here is USED to be worshipped

They aint praised no more, you know why??? cos they suck ass



Edit:
I thought this thread would start a fight/debate between men and women but we're arguing over God-damn cat and dogs lol

Who cares about men and women when there are cats and dogs lol

 

[Duke]

Go Flip, go Flip, champion of the feline!


First off, I have never, ever, ever ever seen a cat roll around in it's own shit, your shit, anything's shit for that matter.

Second, dog saliva is actually pretty clean if I recall correctly. Maybe not technically "clean" but actually very few harmful bacteria. Despite all the kaka-munching.

Cats and dogs both have their respective qualities and let downs. In the end it's whatever you prefer. But to say stupid untrue shit about one animal just cos you don't like it, that makes you a person worthy to get shot.

Dogs are great. Cats are great. Period. End of story.

 

[_carmi]

^Dogs are better. That's why they are man's best friend.

 

[Flipmo]

A dog's mouth is actually cleaner than a human's mouth believe it or not. It doesn't have 'bleach like' saliva like cats do, but bacteria doesn't seem to survive well in a dog's mouth. Like I said in page 4, dogs eat shit because it's only natural of them to do so.

I agree with Duke's 3rd paragraph (and all the rest too), and I think he's a swell fellow. Huhuhu

 

[Bobby Sands]

Flipmo is a cat shagger.

 

[Flipmo]

I'll shag anything with a hole, and that includes a used toilet paper roll... :horny:

 

[Duke]

Carmi and Bobby, sitting in a tree, eating dog shit.

You barbarians.

 

[Flipmo]

^^^ lmao

 

[_carmi]

Carmi and Bobby, sitting in a tree, eating dog shit.

You barbarians.

pffft

 

[hizzle?]

Dogs have to be the most annoying animal on the planet! Jesus Christ, those fuckers are like the illegitimate children of a retarded bear and the Star Wars kid on Down's Syndrome.

They jump around you, lick you with they squishy god damn tongues drooling around like retards. And just like that wasn't enough of God to piss me off, they are the loudest thing on earth... even when they don't bark, they breathe like Darth Vader...

That's the way how I feel about most of them. Now, not all puppies are like that, there's a few races that I really think are cool. They are rare.

 

[hizzle?]

Also, this has to be the funniest thread I've seen in a while, Flipmo has been cracking me up.

 

[vg4030]

I still prefer dogs.. but these are funny

 

[Shadows]

^In Cats and Dogs movie, the Dogs won.

/Thread.

 

[Duke]

^In Cats and Dogs movie, the Dogs won.

/Thread.

Light > Shadows



:evil:

 

[Shadows]

^your lucky i can find something with Duke, and that I like penguins. :evil:

 

[Duke]

Chargers suck monkey balls


*runs and hides*

 

[_carmi]

^In Cats and Dogs movie, the Dogs won.

/Thread.

True Story.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Dogs killed a baby today BBC NEWS | Wales | Baby boy 'killed by family dogs'

Cats > Dogs.

 

[Shadows]

"I know people can't prove anything but at this moment in time it does suggest that it was the dog." - From your article you posted.

Not to mention, the parents shouldn't leave the baby alone PERIOD.

CAT'S BITE KILLS BOY.; Adrian Palmer's Case Diagnosed as Genuine Rabie... - Article Preview - The New York Times
Cat bite kills young boy

Pet cat kills woman owner | Article from Xinhua News Agency | HighBeam Research CAT kills old woman owner