Mark Deez's wet dream

[Dante]

-300 pounds, +200 dexterity points, magic points maximized

 

[GhettoStar]

oh my Mrk goin knock U out (check his new profile pic)

 

[bigmack]

hahahahaha

 

[Duke]

Carsomyr > you

 

[Preach]

lmao

 

[Tru Principle]

oh my GOD, too funy lawl

 

[Preach]

kareem getting ready for shool LAWL

 

[Tru Principle]

A Norwegian, Ola, had just become an astronaut and was going up in the space for the first time. With him he had a monkey.
Control tower: “If there is a red light, the monkey should do something and if there is a green light, Ola should do something.”
They both nodded.
Red light: “Monkey, start the engine.”
The monkey started the engine without problems.
Red light: “Monkey, initiate launch process.”
So did the monkey.
Red light: “Monkey, release emergency rockets.”
No problems for the monkey.
Ola started to get bored from not doing anything and sighed loudly.
Red light: “Place the shuttle in the correct orbit.”
The monkey carried through the instructions.
GREEN LIGHT.
“Yes, finally I’m going to do something,” Ola thought.
”Ola, feed the monkey.”

Hence people from Norgay are retards and idiots... here is a picture of Preach's future biological son

 

[Tru Principle]

S W E D E N > N O R W A Y

How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
You swim down and knock on the door.
How do you sink a Norwegian submarine a second time?
You swim down and knock on the door, then the Norwegian crew opens and says:”Haha, we’re not buying that again!”

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
You put in a Norwegian crew.

 

[Preach]

you are weak.

 

[bigmack]

kareem getting ready for shool LAWL

LMAO

 

[PELLA]

kareem getting ready for shool LAWL

LOL!!

 

[Duke]

S W E D E N > N O R W A Y

"How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
You swim down and knock on the door.
How do you sink a Norwegian submarine a second time?
You swim down and knock on the door, then the Norwegian crew opens and says:”Haha, we’re not buying that again!”

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
You put in a Norwegian crew. "

lol