> Man tries to convert lions to Jesus

[haunted]

46-year-old leaps into den at Taipei Zoo, calls beasts to Christianity

TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422

 

[Jokerman]

Idiot. Didn't he know most lions are Muslims?

 

[Zero Cool]

Idiot. Didn't he know most lions are Muslims?

 

[haunted]

Idiot. Didn't he know most lions are Muslims?

ahahah

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

lol@Jokerman

 

[Jokerman]

It was like having a Jehovah's Witness come to their door. I've bitten their leg myself.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Hahahaha at Jokerman LOL!

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Its an old story, but its still funny.

 

[PaulyPac]

lol.. something like that happened here a few years ago, dude broke into a lion cage at the zoo saying the lions are god or something, they had to rescue him out of there

 

[Duke]

lol. anyone remember the south park episode where the black kid (token, or so) goes live with lions and they turn out to be some silly ass mofo's.

this beastie was more fierce, though. look at it doing roaar




http://www.imageshack.us/

 

[Jokerman]

Look at the lions' faces.

Male lion: "Get tha fuck outta here!"

Female lion: "Get that muthfucka, baby."

 

[Diaz]

Look at the lions' faces.

Male lion: "Get tha fuck outta here!"

Female lion: "Get that muthfucka, baby."

I dont know if you think that this is your day to shine, but that wasnt funny at all. :thumb:

 

[Jokerman]

that wasnt funny at all.

Well, i knew that some ppl here would feel bad about themselves because my other two posts were funny, so I thought I'd help them feel better about themselves by not being funny. Anytime I can help again, just mention it.

 

[Mase]

He is the next St. Paul.

 

[Taliq]

LOL at this thread. And lions kick ass, they should prolly rule the known universe or summin

 

[Duke]

Look at the lions' faces.

Male lion: "Get tha fuck outta here!"

Female lion: "Get that muthfucka, baby."

Perhaps not as funny as the previous posts, still, giving animals text on a splendid picture is funny to do.

I will continue with the lions:
http://www.danbalsam.com/travel/kenya/lions/LionSex_1.jpg

Male: Yeeeeah, tear that ass up, uh
Female: ooooh, uh, uh, uh, mmmmmmm
M: yeah, fucking that pussy, tear that pussy up
F: god dwamn, you skandalouz ass muthafucka, UNGH



Now for the next poster to take over the torch and post lame lion jokes. :thumb:

 

[PaulyPac]

you will be saved !!

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

I dont know if you think that this is your day to shine, but that wasnt funny at all. :thumb:

I found it funny.

 

[Exodus]

LOL jokerman is on a role

 

[PaulyPac]

two words, darwin awards