Man Is Selling his entire life on Ebay

[PaulyPac]

A man in Australia is auctioning his life - his house, his job, his clothes and his friends - on eBay, after his marriage broke up, saying he wants to start a new life.

'It's time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me,' Ian Usher, 44, from Perth, told Australian television on Tuesday.

Usher said he was auctioning his life as 'a package' with his house in Perth valued at around £195,000 (A$420,000).

Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!,' reads his Web site alife4sale.com, which has a link to eBay for bidders.

Usher said his life auction, which starts on June 22, included not only his house, a car, a motorbike, a jet ski and a spa, but also an introduction to 'great friends' and - best of all - a job at a rug shop in Perth for a trial two-week period.


http://www.alife4sale.com/


Salty, get your bid in quick :thumb:

 

[S. Fourteen]

I sooo want his life.

Go fuck yourself P.

 

[PaulyPac]

Haha

Look who's crawled out of his cave!!

 

[Tha_Wood]

haha this was on the news i think, not a bad idea really when u think of it.

 

[Preach]

How's it gonna work selling the friends? So if I win the auction and move into his house I just hit up his old friends like "yo, what are we doing tonight?"

it is a horrible idea that screams desperation. he thinks this has never been done before. man sells life on ebay. he is trying to get on tv. it's another way to say you're selling your house with all the furniture, and your car, and moving. nothing more. doing that on ebay has to be the most stupid idea ever through all the times.

 

[Tha_Wood]

^u just wish you thought of it first

 

[THEV1LL4N]

^u just wish you thought of it first

lol. id bid if it was cheap, then id rent the house out and sell the car. and work in the shop to regain some of my cash. and bang his wife while im at it.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

It's just an introduction to friends, theres no automatic best mates. I'd take his jet ski, his car looked like a piece of shit.

 

[EDouble]

Im in support of this its better than Ending his own life, make a new start w/ all of the cash Plus gives a nother new start to some one to move to where he is & wear or exchange his clothes, car etc things its productive process Ebay is something to be taken advantage of so it is for better of man

 

[EDouble]

Jet skey like said above thats all a deal