man...fuck.

[S O F I]

I dropped my phone into the toilet. It was a nice ass samsung d500 too...I have another one but damn..I dropped in the toilet right when I pulled my dick out. damn it

It doesn't work now.

 

[Jeremy]

Insurance.

 

[S O F I]

What insurance? I got it from my uncle in Amsterdam...He buys stolen eqipment.

 

[ARon]

I've almost done it before but that shit is funny as hell. Thats the type of thing you do then think like damn only dumb people do this.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

This reminds me of something you said awhile ago..

I don't know anybody personally that was able to keep their phone for 2 years without breaking it, losing it/getting it stolen. I've been able to, but I'm ME.

 

[Sebastian]

Stop drinking you idiot

 

[Duke]

It's spelled "f00k", Sofi, you know this.

 

[k69atie]

lol how on earth did you manage that?

hope your spare phone is ok.

 

[Dante]

when you drop electronics in water, don't try powering them up until they are bone dry. you might be surprised to find that it actually comes back to life.

worst case, tell your uncle your hot phone is a lemon and get a better one. i confuse my phone for my penis all the time too.

 

[Bobby Sands]

Be honest.You were using the phone as a vibrator right?

 

[bohorquez1]

laugh if you will, but i had the same thing happen to me a few months back. i was wearing shorts without pockets so i had the phone tucked into the elastic waistband. guess i forgot it was there, so when i pulled down the shorts to pee, there the phone went.

true story...but the vibrator one would be a hilarious alternative.

 

[_carmi]

lol this sucks. what phone (brand etc) is your spare phone?

 

[Sebastian]

d500=samsung

 

[S O F I]

when you drop electronics in water, don't try powering them up until they are bone dry. you might be surprised to find that it actually comes back to life.

worst case, tell your uncle your hot phone is a lemon and get a better one. i confuse my phone for my penis all the time too.

I'd pretty much love u long time if you told me this right after I dropped it. Like a drunk idiot, I kept trying to power it up. It won't work now. The screen lights up and that's it.

Does that mean there's no way of fixing it?

 

[EDouble]

i always create a back-up cell

 

[Cheesyphily16]

i confuse my phone for my penis all the time too.

Dante's dick rings when a new 2Pac rare leaks. Which ringtone you got? I'm gonna guess Em's version of Hennesey, accordian style.

 

[EDouble]

lmao if a dick said that shit out loud

 

[Rahim]

Damn man, hope everything works out with your phone. I guess you'll have to get a new one tho if only the screen is working lol..

 

[S O F I]

^What I meant was, the backlight comes on, but nothing else. What sucks the most is that a lot of my phone numbers were stored in the phone, and not the sim card. Plus, all the songs, images, and videos...

 

[Jokerman]

.. right when I pulled my dick out.

It doesn't work now.

Your dick! That's strange that your dick was affected by the loss of your cell phone. I've heard of cars being an extension of a guy's dick, but a cell phone!