Making Oneself Appear Gay To Any Given Female

[Eric]

I advise against this. However, has this ever happened to you? If so, please share your experience so I may laugh as you may laugh at me, too. I would ask this question vice versa, but we already know Carmen can appear lesbian at times.

I have two experiences I can remember. One happened yesterday which is the reasoning behind this thread. I was at my favorite store as of recent (Express) and i bought a new belt with my wardrobe. Let's just forget for a second that the belt itself was gay because it was white. I bought the belt, went home, tried it on, and it didn't fit. Pissed I was. I go back to the store to exchange it for a bigger one. I say to the very pretty girl at the register that "I thought I was smaller than I really am". Not realizing how GAY what I just said was...she gave me a serious look as though not only is this guy mad gay, he is femininely gay. She literally laughed at me saying "that's cute". I hated my life for an hour.

Also, last week, leaving the club, these two girls yell out at me. I walk over to them and they say, I quote: "Don't take this the wrong way...but are you interested in women?"...WHAT THE FUCK!..I said yes and they proceeded to holler. but i was too mad by the question that I walked away.

 

[AmerikazMost]

Rrrrrrofl

 

[Rahim]

hell no

 

[_carmi]

lmao

and btw i know some lesbians and they totally don't act the way i do.

 

[Flipmo]

A white belt makes you gay now? I've never had that problem, but mine's more like beigish anyways.

 

[ill-matic]

a good friend of mine is gay and he acts all gay around me. so when i walk with him places and he's doing his gay things people look at me and think that im gay too, like his gay sidekick or accomplice.

this one time he wanted to buy a shirt and i was on my lunch break. so i got my food, met up with him. he picked out this shirt in some shop with some fine looking girl inside, and he went to the change room. i made some chit chat with the girl and then, seeing this, my friend yells out "does this look good on me honey".

i was embarrassed.

 

[hizzle?]

lmao!!! greatest stories ever in this thread.

I had none of those experiences, except when me and my friends acted gay on perpice.

 

[S O F I]

Gay employees at Express rule. This one gay bald guy took like half an hour to help me pick a pair of jeans. Some new styles had just come out and they were all $20 off. He brought a bunch of different styles and sizes to my dressing room (he didn't see me undressed) and then I ended up not purchasing any.

 

[DarkPhantom13]

ROFL now that shit is funny as fuck Eric!

 

[Maverick]

i know this gay kid nicknamed big black zack, i always get wierded out when he sits there and talks about his relationship.. whats worse is when one of your friends has a gay friend, fails to mention it... and you hang out with them and dude mentions his boyfriend, its like whoa took me off guard. "oh yeah man your gay thats cool, i mean like, i dont dislike gay people or anything just letting you know".... "im not a fagget tho, SHIT thats fucked up my bad dude" haha


anyways about the belt, dont u normally put it around your waste real quick just to see if it fits? lol anyways funny shit, i would probably hate myself too.

 

[_carmi]

a good friend of mine is gay and he acts all gay around me. so when i walk with him places and he's doing his gay things people look at me and think that im gay too, like his gay sidekick or accomplice.

this one time he wanted to buy a shirt and i was on my lunch break. so i got my food, met up with him. he picked out this shirt in some shop with some fine looking girl inside, and he went to the change room. i made some chit chat with the girl and then, seeing this, my friend yells out "does this look good on me honey".

i was embarrassed.

lmao.

 

[S O F I]

a good friend of mine is gay and he acts all gay around me. so when i walk with him places and he's doing his gay things people look at me and think that im gay too, like his gay sidekick or accomplice.

this one time he wanted to buy a shirt and i was on my lunch break. so i got my food, met up with him. he picked out this shirt in some shop with some fine looking girl inside, and he went to the change room. i made some chit chat with the girl and then, seeing this, my friend yells out "does this look good on me honey".

i was embarrassed.

question.

Were you friends with him before he came out of the closet? I'm cool with gays and lesbians but don't have any gay friends so I'm not sure how I'd handle it.

 

[Salar]

and you have the audacity to call me gay!



...fag!

 

[ill-matic]

question.

Were you friends with him before he came out of the closet? I'm cool with gays and lesbians but don't have any gay friends so I'm not sure how I'd handle it.

yes i was. i had an inkling anyway. ive been friends with him since the start of high school.. and him seeing guys is more of a recent thing within the last couple of years or so. he is still interested in women tho.. so i guess he's more bisexual than completely homosexual. either way it doesn't bother me at all, though sometimes when i provide relationship advice it's kind of odd because im giving him relationship advice when he's going out with some guy - so im not sure if my advice would be appropriate seeing as it stems from my experience etc with girls.

he's not a queeny, massively camp dudes ala Bruno from the Ali-G show.. he's a normal guy.

 

[Salar]

by the way BigE.. i disagree
The gay card works so well..
If they think your gay, they brng down their defences.then BAM!

I used to go to gay clubs with a fw gay friends just to pick up girls.. it was too easy!

 

[Maverick]

I used to go to gay clubs

LOL ..

sorry

 

[Eric]

and you have the audacity to call me gay!



...fag!

hahahahaha. welll...we can be gay together now.

 

[the_pharmacist]

It has never happened to me, although me and my friends say some pretty gay shit to each other infront of women but they all seem to take it as a joke. *shrugs*

 

[The.Menace]

seems like u have a problem with your manhood. Anyway, no I never was asked that question nor did I pretend 2 be gay, why should I.

 

[Jokerman]

Heterosexual guys only wear black belts and they definitely don't try them on or return them. If they're too small, you heat up a nail and burn more holes. Also, no clothes are "cute" to a heterosexual guy. Only girls are. And babies (if a cute girl you like is standing there when you say it.)