Alright, so I've been thinkin and been in alotta debates with friends who they think deserves to be considered a lyrical genius. And then I came across this thread about punchline rappers, and it solidified my opinion, that Vakill is imo definitely a lyrical genius. Theres a only a few artists out there that i would give that title to, but some of the shit this dude comes up with is just outta this world. I know most ppl havent heard is shit, so heres just some of lines he's spit:
"give a fuck if its mixtape or what!/Put ya money where ya mouth is and i'll show u a dick wit a bad case of paper-cuts"
"The creek too deep for yall to paddle up it/ for the battle of it, i'm a shine so bright the hands of god can do shadow puppets"
“Y’all can’t be serious, Vakill’s like Columbians sittin’ in a circle; my name has a ‘dope ring’ to it”
“Im Va hyphen violentest, pen a mime and a violinist with straight razors at your trachea Half postal worker half terrorist anthrax biochemist Im the sickest pushing the envelope, please”
“Born nice and dying nicest…Dionysus like I keep a handful of ass in the wine cooler" (Dionysus = Greek god of wine/sex/theater)
“Its alright to show the late greats love But some of y’all is riding dicks and don’t know it like a date rape drug”
“From getting brain and punani from two mami's I'm tsunami with the spitting, you cartoon as niggass is Toonami”
“Hammers is all cocked; so many Makavelli mini me’s in the game it’s a Fuckin outbreak of smallpox(small pacs)”
“Speak monastery fluid, my games gospel apostle that turns spit into monetary units”
“Recognize deaths sudden backups like surfin’ for porn with 2 left buttons/ you ain’t got the right click to save ass.”
"I’m a pimp…pussy falls in my lap like a strip full of clumsy crippled bitchess"
"Take my brain off safety and watch my *Eyedeas* drop *Shells* in Blaze Battle fashion"
“Those who wantin' to freestyle, go buy my tape twice and get a free dick in your mouth with two proofs of purchase”
"Ya'll niggas cant do shit to me but treat me like the scare crow and gimme brain" (think wizard of oz)
"you aint gotta throw a punch, i'll fuckin waste ya even if ya mood swings"
"I flyin' hands with drunken fist co-pilot while u bitches prayin for a sober landin"
"Let Juice catch bodies and ima catch the bitch, my trigga finga's got a bad case of crabs, now who wanna scratch the itch?"
"You born to lose like a kid thats only got L's in his alphabet soup"
"God gave me brains in both heads, so everytime i masterbate, ima stroke a genius"
"Hell has finally froze over, My arteries is iced out, and satans making snow angels on both shoulders"
... anyways thats just a small display of his abilities. And the thing I love about this guy is, he can spit tracks punchline after punchline, and then leave the punchlines out and talk on some real shit. Anyways who else is a lyrical genius? Lets leave Nas, Big L, Pharoahe Monch, etc out, cuz we all already know how ILL they are.
~peace
"give a fuck if its mixtape or what!/Put ya money where ya mouth is and i'll show u a dick wit a bad case of paper-cuts"
"The creek too deep for yall to paddle up it/ for the battle of it, i'm a shine so bright the hands of god can do shadow puppets"
“Y’all can’t be serious, Vakill’s like Columbians sittin’ in a circle; my name has a ‘dope ring’ to it”
“Im Va hyphen violentest, pen a mime and a violinist with straight razors at your trachea Half postal worker half terrorist anthrax biochemist Im the sickest pushing the envelope, please”
“Born nice and dying nicest…Dionysus like I keep a handful of ass in the wine cooler" (Dionysus = Greek god of wine/sex/theater)
“Its alright to show the late greats love But some of y’all is riding dicks and don’t know it like a date rape drug”
“From getting brain and punani from two mami's I'm tsunami with the spitting, you cartoon as niggass is Toonami”
“Hammers is all cocked; so many Makavelli mini me’s in the game it’s a Fuckin outbreak of smallpox(small pacs)”
“Speak monastery fluid, my games gospel apostle that turns spit into monetary units”
“Recognize deaths sudden backups like surfin’ for porn with 2 left buttons/ you ain’t got the right click to save ass.”
"I’m a pimp…pussy falls in my lap like a strip full of clumsy crippled bitchess"
"Take my brain off safety and watch my *Eyedeas* drop *Shells* in Blaze Battle fashion"
“Those who wantin' to freestyle, go buy my tape twice and get a free dick in your mouth with two proofs of purchase”
"Ya'll niggas cant do shit to me but treat me like the scare crow and gimme brain" (think wizard of oz)
"you aint gotta throw a punch, i'll fuckin waste ya even if ya mood swings"
"I flyin' hands with drunken fist co-pilot while u bitches prayin for a sober landin"
"Let Juice catch bodies and ima catch the bitch, my trigga finga's got a bad case of crabs, now who wanna scratch the itch?"
"You born to lose like a kid thats only got L's in his alphabet soup"
"God gave me brains in both heads, so everytime i masterbate, ima stroke a genius"
"Hell has finally froze over, My arteries is iced out, and satans making snow angels on both shoulders"
... anyways thats just a small display of his abilities. And the thing I love about this guy is, he can spit tracks punchline after punchline, and then leave the punchlines out and talk on some real shit. Anyways who else is a lyrical genius? Lets leave Nas, Big L, Pharoahe Monch, etc out, cuz we all already know how ILL they are.
~peace
