Lmao.

[Preach]

I'm sitting here talking to Chronic and listening to music. I put the headphones down around my neck cause they're tight and my ears started hurting. I started pulling my ears a little bit, I don't know why, it felt natural. I heard this noise as I pulled my ears. It sounded like when you rip duct tape off a surface slowly. I sat here, pulling my ears and being amazed at the sound it made for a good minute, thinking maybe something was fucked up inside the ear. Until I realized it was just my beard scratching against the headphone-cushions.

Let's just say it's been a slow thread day.

 

[PuffnScruff]

lmao

that is funniest short story i have ever read.

 

[Farzin]

lol classic blonde moment.

 

[Dogmatic187]

lmao. I want to thank you for this great laugh I just had.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

how longs ur beard? got a pic?

 

[Prize Gotti]

haha!

 

[Casey]

how longs ur beard? got a pic?

Preach with random child:

Preach converted to Sikhism last week because he respects you so much, Sandeep. He had been thinking about it for a while, but when you uploaded those Khanda pics, he made his decision.

 

[Rahim]

Preach with random child:

Preach converted to Sikhism last week because he respects you so much, Sandeep. He had been thinking about it for a while, but when you uploaded those Khanda pics, he made his decision.

hahaha

 

[S O F I]

preach with girlfriend. lawl

 

[Rahim]

preach with girlfriend. lawl

he is a soon to be father. have some respect cucumber

 

[Preach]

preach with girlfriend. lawl

LOL. it's not quite as much. i fucked it up a while ago so i had to take it all away. i'm currently working on growing it back again.