lmao funny convo with mack

[Eric]

I didn't realize how funny this was til I woke up this morning

---------------------- 12:21 am ----------------------
bigeasy45: I am so drunjk
bigmackr101: lmao 26 beers again
bigeasy45: I literally drink now to pass out early so I wake up early
bigmackr101: do you think maybe you have a drinking problem?
bigeasy45: Haha yes.
bigmackr101: lol at least you realize it
bigmackr101: have you ever had absinthe
bigeasy45: I don't know its ia problem but I am an alcoholic
bigeasy45: Nah lol
bigeasy45: I've tried abstinence tho
bigmackr101: abstinence what the hell is that
bigeasy45: No sex
bigmackr101: LMAO
bigmackr101: im currently having abstinence
bigeasy45: Lol.@ having
bigeasy45: I'm so drunk only 1 eye is open
bigeasy45: I'd ont even know what that means
bigmackr101: lmao
bigmackr101: i can see you just sitting there at the keyboard about to pass out
bigeasy45: No its worse
bigeasy45: I'm in my bed on my pda
bigmackr101: lmao
bigmackr101: you and your pda
bigeasy45: I'm not even in shape to masturbate
bigmackr101: that happens to me sometimes i want to stimulate my penis but im too lazy too
bigmackr101: i usually just rub it against the bed
bigeasy45: Lmao! Wtf hahaahah
bigmackr101: of course i eventually run out of energy and fall out of consciousness
bigmackr101: bigmackr101 signed off at 12:38 am.

 

[Duke]

lol?

 

[Dante]

you are a sad excuse for an american.

btw, if you are chatting with mack or any other guy on the internet from your little pink fagberry under the sheets of your bed where you are either wearing your g-unit underoos or are buck naked, then you my friend are a homo.

i pity big eric. he drinks because he will never be darker than a deep shade of pink.

 

[GhettoStar]

i pity big eric. he drinks because he will never be darker than a deep shade of pink.

HOLY SHIT DANTE

 

[Sebastian]

bigmackr101: abstinence what the hell is that

^^
lol, stupid canadian (dont tell me it was a joke and you knew what abstinence is)

 

[Prize Gotti]

The E never drank absinthe??? Please tell me you drink spirits unmixed.

 

[Dante]

The E never drank absinthe??? Please tell me you drink spirits unmixed.

we all know big eric likes fruity drinks that have more sugar than alcohol.

"weeeeeeerd boyeeeeee. if it ain't gots da umbrizzzzella in dat bitch den it ain't no god damn drizzink, boyeeeeeeeeee. yo bartender homie gives mines lots uv da cherries. i likes to suck da skin off dem."

fortunately for our hero, big eric does not need to be at full mental capacity the next day as he is but a lowly baggage handler. big bags go under the jet on the bottom of the pile, small bags go on top of the big bags. repeat X8 hours, then resume the sex on the beach liquid diet.

 

[Cown]

lmfao

 

[GhettoStar]

Damn Dante killin Big E right now....sorry Big E

 

[AmerikazMost]

bigeasy45: I've tried abstinence tho
bigmackr101: abstinence what the hell is that
bigeasy45: No sex
bigmackr101: LMAO
bigmackr101: im currently having abstinence
bigeasy45: Lol.@ having

LMAO poor guy

 

[LesanePCrooks96]

Lmao

 

[Tru Principle]

We have an e-murder on our hands, somebody call the Internet Scence Investigation.... now how lame is that