K-Mart is fucking paranoid

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So today I decided to walk to K-Mart after school to get a new walkman because I got water on my other one and now it doesn't work. Because it was right after school, I still had my bookbag. So I walk in and pass the service counter on my way to electronics. Then I hear "Electronics dial 152" over the loudspeaker, and while I'm looking for the walkmen, the guy comes up to me and tells me I have to give my bag to the service counter. I don't know if they had to check it for bombs or were afraid I was going to steal something (in which case the alarms would still go off as I passed through the detectors). So I wait in line for 5 minutes just to get to second in line, when the guy comes by and just takes my bag for me, which was nice of him, but I waited in line for no reason. Then I go back to the walkman, and I try to take one off the hook, but they got a fucking security device on that too. You would think that those damned plastic shits they're packaged in would be enough. You have to take a damn chainsaw to 'em to open them. So the guy had to open that, and then he stapled my receipt to the outside of my bag for proof of purchase. Then I waited in line again to get my bag back. Fucking bastards.


I think this is racial profiling. White kids can't go anywhere anymore without being harrassed and eyed like they're going to steal something.
 
Maverick said:
lmfao my mom is an electronics manager at k mart...

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ima tell her bout this

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is your mom a tall black dude? b/c if she is, her and that bitch at the service counter really pissed me off today
 
lol. if it was me i'd waste their time by stressin them about my bag actin like i have something. then give it up just to see the look on their faces when they find nothing
 
Damn that's so messed up because a lot of stores uses these measures of security thes days. They probably think everyone is guilty until proven innocent, so basically paranoia has to be taken into account. Same thing when I go rent a movie at Blockbuster they always to leave your bag at the counter but when I go to Videotron to rent movies they could care less. Anyways this proves me that in the States the measures of security are taken more seriously than here in Canada.

Peace
 
Silleone said:
i would say "HELP, THESE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME, THERE RACIST, THIS GUY CALLED ME A FUCKING NIGGER, HELP, HELP"

when in trouble, play the race card.

:thumb: oh yes
 
Never been to k-mart. I have noticed that security guys follow me sometimes, so I used to take them on a 'wild-goose chases' and give them dead eyes or something. Then I realised these guys were impervious to my tactics and still pursued, also noticing that these guys were well groomed and dressed smart with fitting trousers I came to the conclusion that they are homo's with a fetish for young boys.


This is a funny story, well not really, because I was the victim. I was sat in a shopping centre (a mall I believe it's called in America), on some steps that lead to a fire exit. Because Cooplands don't have anywhere to sit and eat I perched myself here while I enjoyed a nice Tuna Mayo Baguette with Lettuce and Onion (mmmm). Then this Security guy comes up and tells me to move because I'm blocking a fire exit, wtf! There wasn't any fire and the centre was hardly busy, and the steps be wide as fuck. I ignored him, while continuing to munch on my sandwich. Due to the fact that I have seen a lot of wildlife programmes when Lions/tigers be eating, they don't like to be disturbed. So neither did I. Then this Security guy - be like in his 50's with silver/gray hair starts grabbing me an' shit trying to get me to move. I thought WTF! this is assault. ... Didn't move... . Then he goes for my bag trying to lure me away by pulling it away from me, grabbing me again on my coat. At this point I stopped enjoying my sandwich and shoved the motherfucker sandwich right up in his face, mayo all over his eye and shit. "Don't you do that to me you ...." He blurted, trying to lace me with punches now, out of his anger. But missed pathetically. Sandwich gone I thought it be best to leave. I gets swarmed by a few of his mates and gets escorted out the building. With a promise that I would bring him another sandwich tomorrow.

Old people look down on younger people too much. We are oppressed. He must have thought I was a kid or something, I get ID'd everywhere I go. An Im 23! fucks sake. People need to lighten up big time.
 
I wish I lived within walking distance of a store like K-Mart. I hate living in the middle of nowhere, just to talk to Wal-Mart would mean I'd have to walk 25+ miles. I have trouble making it home from school without being winded, and I live almost right across the street from the school (<_<)
 

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