Jesus did it for the chicks

[Luv4Pac4Ever]

shut up

Awww poor baby

 

[Bigg Limn]

Some things need to be sacred and kept out of jokes

Tell that to the people who rewrote the bible and painted Jesus white...

 

[Farzin]

Jesus was just another leader striving out of opression nothing more.

 

[Butt Rubber]

Jesus was just another leader striving out of opression nothing more.

but foremost, striving out for the chicks :thumb:

 

[Flipmo]

There's my homie. :thumb:

I dunno about this Jesus being white thing. Most pictures of Jesus I've seen in books when I was in Croatian school he was a tanned man with brown eyes. Pretty much arabic looking.

This blue eyed, white skin thing is quite new to me. lol

 

[TecK NeeX]

Some things need to be sacred and kept out of jokes

:thumb:

 

[Swollen_Member]

There's my homie. :thumb:

I dunno about this Jesus being white thing. Most pictures of Jesus I've seen in books when I was in Croatian school he was a tanned man with brown eyes. Pretty much arabic looking.

This blue eyed, white skin thing is quite new to me. lol

Brown people make him brown. White people make him white.

 

[Bigg Limn]

Ignorant people make him white, not just whites [although yeah its mostly them damn crackers]

 

[Farzin]

but foremost, striving out for the chicks :thumb:

that too!

You think anyone promised him 42 virgins in heaven? HAHAHAHA

Sorry i dont know why but that just made me laugh.

All you religion freaks please dont be offended i love jebus.

 

[Rukas]

Tell that to the people who rewrote the bible and painted Jesus white...

No where in the Bible does it say Jesus was white.

 

[Rukas]

i respect jesus but hes not my saviour. jurhum im 14 almost 15 but i gaurentee u ive read more and know more about jesus and theology than u. no offense. i think jesus wasa bastard(no offense) as in his mother was a whore. and they covered it up with virgin birth

or

this is all theory im not saying i believe this

jesus's mother was abducted by aliens, and his mother was artificially insemenated and aliens are god, and that made jesus special. there are facts to back this up but of course they are speculation and nothing conclusive.

There are dozens of explanations for the virgin birth, the fact that you would pick the harshest, cruelest and most insane of them all shows a hell of a lot about your character. You’re either trying really hard to be cool, rebellious and out there, or you have a weird fucked up hatred for Mary or Jesus.

I swear, ever since the Matrix came out every motherfucker wants to think of some crazy existence changing “explanation” or secret.

To summarize, you’re an idiot.

 

[Rukas]

Some things need to be sacred and kept out of jokes

Agreed.

And you know damn well had this thread been about Mohammed or Allah every Muslim in here would be up in arms.

Closed.