Jesus did it for the chicks

[Butt Rubber]

who agrees?

 

[Swollen_Member]

How could you not agree?

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

fuck jesus

my friend made a myspace as jesus using that picture it was funny as fuck

hes respectble i guess, but he aint that special. but he was a good man

 

[Jurhum]

fuck jesus

my friend made a myspace as jesus using that picture it was funny as fuck

hes respectble i guess, but he aint that special. but he was a good man

Don't insult Jesus. Be respectful. I bet you're an 11 year old kid who can't think properly.

 

[Swollen_Member]

fuck jesus

my friend made a myspace as jesus using that picture it was funny as fuck

hes respectble i guess, but he aint that special. but he was a good man

If he's not that special, why are they still worshipping the guy 2000 years after his death? I doubt people will be talking about GhostOfRazgriz in 2 days.

 

[Jebus]

No Doubnt. It was all about tapping mary magdaline!!

 

[PuffnScruff]

hell yeah he did!

 

[ShockA]

Doing it for the chicks = biggest mistake ever

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

i respect jesus but hes not my saviour. jurhum im 14 almost 15 but i gaurentee u ive read more and know more about jesus and theology than u. no offense. i think jesus wasa bastard(no offense) as in his mother was a whore. and they covered it up with virgin birth

or

this is all theory im not saying i believe this

jesus's mother was abducted by aliens, and his mother was artificially insemenated and aliens are god, and that made jesus special. there are facts to back this up but of course they are speculation and nothing conclusive.

 

[Saint33]

im sur he did fine wit chicks. He could change water into wine, like cum on, all he needed was a lake and he get take advantage of ne girl he wanted. He didnt need to be crusified to impress them

 

[Bigg Limn]

i respect jesus but hes not my saviour. jurhum im 14 almost 15 but i gaurentee u ive read more and know more about jesus and theology than u. no offense. i think jesus wasa bastard(no offense) as in his mother was a whore. and they covered it up with virgin birth

or

this is all theory im not saying i believe this

jesus's mother was abducted by aliens, and his mother was artificially insemenated and aliens are god, and that made jesus special. there are facts to back this up but of course they are speculation and nothing conclusive.

Facts to back up an alien abduction 2 milleniums ago? Id like 2 C this...

 

[PuffnScruff]

Facts to back up an alien abduction 2 milleniums ago? Id like 2 C this...

there are no facts for alien abduction at any time ever. but there is evidence of u.f.o's 2 milleniums ago and even before christ.

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

there not hardcore facts mostly speculation rooted in fact

 

[AmerikazMost]

disagree

 

[HitEmUpOutDaParK]

I hate when funny jokes turn into religious arguements. Let's just laugh and keep the religious babble out of this. Nobody knows nothing about what happened 2000 years ago, only from what OTHER people say.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Some things need to be sacred and kept out of jokes

 

[Tha_4Gotten]

I hate when funny jokes turn into religious arguements. Let's just laugh and keep the religious babble out of this. Nobody knows nothing about what happened 2000 years ago, only from what OTHER people say.

I do...

Some things need to be sacred and kept out of jokes

Agreed...

 

[Butt Rubber]

i respect jesus but hes not my saviour. jurhum im 14 almost 15 but i gaurentee u ive read more and know more about jesus and theology than u. no offense. i think jesus wasa bastard(no offense) as in his mother was a whore. and they covered it up with virgin birth

or

this is all theory im not saying i believe this

jesus's mother was abducted by aliens, and his mother was artificially insemenated and aliens are god, and that made jesus special. there are facts to back this up but of course they are speculation and nothing conclusive.

 

[Luv4Pac4Ever]

You are so going straight to hell

 

[Butt Rubber]

You are so going straight to hell

shut up