Jessica Alba scratching her butt

Pittsey said:
I took them during our holiday.



Anyone who has VIP, check the fucked up video I posted in there. I don't wanna be the only 1 who feels messed up. And I don't mean the sexy lady 1.

Dude, sell them, you're going to make a shitload of money if you really took pictures of these.

You know how much money tabloids are gonna give you for picture of a chick digging into her own ass? lol
 
FlipMo said:
Dude, sell them, you're going to make a shitload of money if you really took pictures of these.

You know how much money tabloids are gonna give you for picture of a chick digging into her own ass? lol
lol he didn't take jack shit man. Check out the rest of the photos "he" captured. He smart enough to know he can get bank with those pictures.

http://gorillamask.net/albay.shtml
 
albay%20(4).jpg


swimming in semen
 
yea she was on the set wof the movie making into the blue and shit musta happened b4 or after she was with her bf.(1st pic)

who knows maybe she had sand in there
 
Get In The Van I Have Candy said:
lol he didn't take jack shit man. Check out the rest of the photos "he" captured. He smart enough to know he can get bank with those pictures.

http://gorillamask.net/albay.shtml

Whoa I did take these pics.

I'll tell you the full story...


I was sitting at my friends house, chilling by the pool. They are quite a big family, you may have heard of a few of them. They are the Baldwins. You may know Jane, William, Beth, Carol, Daniel, Stephen or Alec. Anyway, I was sitting there by the pool drinking a pina colada through a straw when who pops around the corner but Jessica Alba. From the moment she saw me she wouldn't leave me alone. I was like "Get off". But No. She's trying to spit game at me, but you know what she's hot, but smells a bit like moth balls. I think she was turned on by the way my ribs poke through my skin, and my bulging arms. (Check my avatar).

Anyway long story short.

She pays for my trip away. I chill with her for a bit. She is all over me. I make a homemade porno with her, which I've posted in VIP. And take a few pics of her scratching her butt.


Shit story. But 100% true.
 
Pittsey said:
Whoa I did take these pics.

I'll tell you the full story...


I was sitting at my friends house, chilling by the pool. They are quite a big family, you may have heard of a few of them. They are the Baldwins. You may know Jane, William, Beth, Carol, Daniel, Stephen or Alec. Anyway, I was sitting there by the pool drinking a pina colada through a straw when who pops around the corner but Jessica Alba. From the moment she saw me she wouldn't leave me alone. I was like "Get off". But No. She's trying to spit game at me, but you know what she's hot, but smells a bit like moth balls. I think she was turned on by the way my ribs poke through my skin, and my bulging arms. (Check my avatar).

Anyway long story short.

She pays for my trip away. I chill with her for a bit. She is all over me. I make a homemade porno with her, which I've posted in VIP. And take a few pics of her scratching her butt.


Shit story. But 100% true.

Comedy is not your strong suit Pittsey....sorry :( Just keep us inform on the news. Thanks.
 
Pittsey said:
Whoa I did take these pics.

I'll tell you the full story...


I was sitting at my friends house, chilling by the pool. They are quite a big family, you may have heard of a few of them. They are the Baldwins. You may know Jane, William, Beth, Carol, Daniel, Stephen or Alec. Anyway, I was sitting there by the pool drinking a pina colada through a straw when who pops around the corner but Jessica Alba. From the moment she saw me she wouldn't leave me alone. I was like "Get off". But No. She's trying to spit game at me, but you know what she's hot, but smells a bit like moth balls. I think she was turned on by the way my ribs poke through my skin, and my bulging arms. (Check my avatar).

Anyway long story short.

She pays for my trip away. I chill with her for a bit. She is all over me. I make a homemade porno with her, which I've posted in VIP. And take a few pics of her scratching her butt.


Shit story. But 100% true.

the baldwins huh?
 

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