Jessica Alba is pregnant.

[_carmi]

lol damn everyone is having babies these days...first britney..then britney again now jessica...whos next

britney spears, jennifer lopez, christina aguilera, now jessica.

maybe britney again, that girl is so fucking stupid.

 

[keco52]

There are rumors Eva Mendez is pregnant 2

 

[Rahim]

britney spears, jennifer lopez, christina aguilera, now jessica.

maybe britney again, that girl is so fucking stupid.

There are rumors Eva Mendez is pregnant 2

life is just too short...

 

[_carmi]

There are rumors Eva Mendez is pregnant 2

oh and halle berry too. how could i forget that. cate blanchett too.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

fuck it..im pregnant too.

 

[_carmi]

^i knew it! so who sperminated you?

 

[Stred]

^^ That means like...anything with boobies?

lol yeah pretty much

 

[Jeremy]

That chaps my fucking hide, still.

 

[Duke]

Wow, women getting pregnant! What's the world coming to?! Terror!


C'mon....these girls aren't 18 anymore.

 

[Preach]

Wow, women getting pregnant! What's the world coming to?! Terror!


C'mon....these girls aren't 18 anymore.

We have watched these celebrities "grow up" and it's now a terrible realization that everyone we have been lusting for for years are now becoming so old as to be out of bounds. It kills hope and it's a sign that we are getting older.

Moreso, I wanted to fuck Alba and now that she's pregnant she probably has a boyfriend, a steady relationship, etc etc. My 0,00000001% chance to ever fuck her has now gone to 0,00000005%. This in itself is a defeat.

This is psychological terror, so to answer your question, yes.

 

[Duke]

We have watched these celebrities "grow up" and it's now a terrible realization that everyone we have been lusting for for years are now becoming so old as to be out of bounds. It kills hope and it's a sign that we are getting older.

Moreso, I wanted to fuck Alba and now that she's pregnant she probably has a boyfriend, a steady relationship, etc etc. My 0,00000001% chance to ever fuck her has now gone to 0,00000005%. This in itself is a defeat.

This is psychological terror, so to answer your question, yes.

So you went from sad to even sadder and you blame poor Alba herself for this?

It's just the whole humdrum when it turns out a (previously) hot model or actress or whatever is pregnant that bothers me. I mean, why care? Why all the whining? It's not like you could've seen this coming, right? Young, massively attractive actress finding a man? Damn, and here I was expecting Alba to be celibatory for the rest of her life.


Paparazzi and celebrity gossip piss me off more than hunger in Africa.