I've heard some stupid shit in my life but this....

[Luv4Pac4Ever]

If you need further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here's your proof.


On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

 

[jbrolax]

haha good read

 

[ArtsyGirl]

:laugh: I'd like to see the actual packets and instructions... haha

 

[Saint33]

LMAO, that last one is beyond funny, i love stoping things that can cut throw full tree trunks with my balls, gives me an exciting tingling feeling, like a light tickle of a feather on the back of my neck

 

[PELLA]

haha ya good one

 

[Bigg Limn]

that aint nuthin, when I worked @ Target we had a trash compactor in the back w/ a sign that said "Do Not Enter: Confined Spaces"

 

[jbrolax]

Its like the "If Someones Choking" sign...

 

[S O F I]

It has to do with companies making sure they don't get sued, most of hte time.

Who's stupid now?

 

[jbrolax]

It has to do with companies making sure they don't get sued, most of hte time.

Who's stupid now?

True, like that bitch that sued mcd's for selling her hot coffee....and won

 

[ArtsyGirl]

^Depends if its TOO hot, I've had that happen before it's like it was not just HOT but OMFG I got 3rd Degree burns now!

 

[The.Menace]

lol, good read.

 

[ARon]

I like the superman one.

 

[P.U.]

old, but good shit anyway

 

[vg4030]

lol.. they have do print that cos some dumbass will do it... get hurt... then sue, saying 'you never said it wasnt ok'

 

[HiGhTillDeaTH]

lol yeah good read. made me laugh out loud

 

[Scoobyffc]

its funny...but i had this email 2 months ago ... in portuguese, just like a report from someone who was visiting Portugal and pictured this products at the supermarket.
The only difference was the brand names... all changed with real portuguese ones