It's not rocket science, Hellmann's.

[Eric]

Why is it so difficult to have Mayonaise just come out of a simple bottle like mustard? Okay, you've come a long way from the basic jar that you stick a knife in to spread on your bread slice. But all these new variations of bottles do not work. The fucking top that you have to open up is too fucking big to be confident with your spreading. JUST USE A REGULAR MUSTARD BOTTLE WITH THE TWIST TOP OR A SMALL FLIP TOP LIKE THAT ON THE KETCHUP BOTTLES. JESUS CHRIST.

 

[Jokerman]

What's wrong with sticking your knife in it? I'm so used to that with mayo that it would seem strange using the squeeze tube.

 

[CoolWaterz]

mmmm mayo

 

[PELLA]

i prefer the jars..and send fat-free mayo straight to hell. Tastes like shit.

 

[Prize Gotti]

i prefer it out of squeezy bottles than to jars, jars can be messy when you gotta reach inside to scrap it out.

 

[Maverick]

fuck that hellmans shit... miracle whip all the way baby!

whats this ranting about the jar? all these new flip top applications and shit are annoying, i stick to the oldschool. no green ketchup or squirt mayo.

 

[PuffnScruff]

my mayo comes out of a squeeze bottle

 

[Dante]

after you finish your mayo, can you smash a plastic container through some streethop faggot's face when he's at your door?

 

[EDouble]

I still use the jar
except now theyve changed it to plastic

 

[Jokerman]

I get it out of a gallon plastic container, just like spring water.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Plastic Funnel (Dishwasher Safe) - $0.55
Set of 3 Squeeze Bottles (Dishwasher Safe) - $2.99

or

Kewpie Mayo 17.64 Oz. - $5.50

 

[7 Syns]

word. It' seems easier to try squeeze Jello out of a bottle then Mayo sometimes. Mayo is something you gotta use within a couple weeks after purchasing, because if you leave it for too long it'll be too hard to squeeze out of the bottles. Thats what I noticed anyways.

peace.

 

[S. Fourteen]

^ do you store your mayo under a rock in your yard? people might have trouble with the crusty build up at the opening. this can be avoided with a single wipe after each use and use a tooth pick if needed. it helps to cover the hole with your finger and lightly slam the bottle a couple of times after each use.

 

[7 Syns]

^ do you store your mayo under a rock in your yard? people might have trouble with the crusty build up at the opening. this can be avoided with a single wipe after each use and use a tooth pick if needed. it helps to cover the hole with your finger and lightly slam the bottle a couple of times after each use.

No, I usually store my Mayo in my sock draw

I wasn't talking about the crust but of course I clean that shit off. I store it in the fridge.

peace.

 

[Prize Gotti]

after you finish your mayo, can you smash a plastic container through some streethop faggot's face when he's at your door?

No but I have a crucifix for when you approach my property.