Is the Stomach the way to your heart?

[LilTrigger]

It might be for me.

I was recently invited to a dinner party,
i never found the hostess attractive before,
but the food she cooked was brilliant, bloody hell it was out of this world.

I was in a state of ecstacy the whole night, and i might have been creeping her out because i was staring at her, with a wicked smile the whole night. suddenyl she was the most attractive woman in the world.


just wanted to check if anyone else has experienced this, or maybe it was something in the food?

or i was having a mild stroke and was halucinating loooooool

 

[Eric]

WTF? Take this to the poetry section.

 

[C.R.Y.]

the way to my heart is through the left side of my chest. youre a weird one though

 

[EDouble]

lmao,

 

[_carmi]

haha funny

 

[PELLA]

WTF? Take this to the poetry section.

lol

 

[Duke]

"he who breaks the law, goes back to the house of pain"

 

[LilTrigger]

WTF? Take this to the poetry section.

You thought it was a poem?

Damn, i guess im a Poet

 

[_carmi]

"he who breaks the law, goes back to the house of pain"

you posted this elsewhere too

 

[tennis_dog]

You thought it was a poem?

Damn, i guess im a Poet

and you didnt even know it...



ha, im just like you....


im just curious, what did she feed you?? all the dinner parties i go to are indian, so really, it's a bowl of curry and spoon of rice for you..... but what did she make that was so amazing?

 

[LilTrigger]

Cornflakes looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[_carmi]

Cornflakes looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

oh my god..

 

[LilTrigger]

^^^ Jealous are we?

 

[_carmi]

not really

 

[LilTrigger]

One day i'll teach you how to cook.

 

[Duke]

you posted this elsewhere too

Very perceptive.

"One day i'll teach you how to cook."


lmao

 

[Dogmatic187]

One day i'll teach you how to cook.

You don't cook Cornflakes.

I guess I'll go cook some Fruit Loops.

 

[tennis_dog]

no you do....marinade the fruit loops in in milk, then find a tooth pick and shish kebab them over your stove.

 

[LilTrigger]

I wasnt on about cooking cornflakes loool

 

[Glockmatic]

no you do....marinade the fruit loops in in milk, then find a tooth pick and shish kebab them over your stove.

holy shit thats genius