injuries you've substained?

[7 Syns]

I just did my ankle yesterday playing football (rugby league), Ill be out of work for 2 weeks possibly more. Ive completely fucked it, I got tackled as I jump up to catch a shitty floater pass and Ive landed on the side of my left foot. Followed by all my weight and the defenders weight being on top. The result? Fucked!

Whats some injuries you've substained while playing sport, working or when ya drunk?

peaxe.

 

[PELLA]

left wrist while skiing when i was like 14, 15 and again the next summer while skateboarding.

 

[imported_Big_R]

When I was 9 I stepped on a nail and it went through my foot....hurt like hell lol

 

[Diaz]

When I was 9 I stepped on a nail and it went through my foot....hurt like hell lol

One time when I was looking down the stairs and spying on my sister because I didn't know why she wanted me and Ray to stay upstairs (we were young at the time, didn't know what weed was), I fell down the stairs and a nail went in my head.

And another time when I was running up the stairs I tripped and there happened to be a nail poking out of the front of one of the steps. It fuckin impaled into my knee. That hurt way more than the head nail.

Beat that, faggot.

 

[PuffnScruff]

nail to the head? that explains everything

 

[EDouble]

lol but did y'all see the movie

 

[C.R.Y.]

i had burned my foot as a child with an iron. now its wrinkled like an old person. i burned my left hand on a stove when i used to work at a pizzeria. ive also cut my fingers at that same pizzeria, nothing too bad but it stung.

 

[roaches]

Work:
Bit and kicked by various frightened children at the free clinic.
Got kicked by a cow when I was working on a ranch.

Sport:
Broke my arm in three places when I got too creative with my monkey bars-maneuevers when I was in fourth grade.
Sprained my ankles a few times playing soccer and basketball.
Concussion playing football.
If I started listing the skateboarding injuries I'd be in here all night.


While Under the Influence:
Do liver and lung injuries count?
ODed 2x
Struck by bottles, stools, etc. in bars
Almost stabbed (didn't go deeper than the skin, doesn't count imo)
Needle in scrotum

 

[Jeremy]

Just a few broken ribs when my friend tackled me playing football.

 

[PuffnScruff]

Work:
Bit and kicked by various frightened children at the free clinic.
Got kicked by a cow when I was working on a ranch.

Sport:
Broke my arm in three places when I got too creative with my monkey bars-maneuevers when I was in fourth grade.
Sprained my ankles a few times playing soccer and basketball.
Concussion playing football.
If I started listing the skateboarding injuries I'd be in here all night.


While Under the Influence:
Do liver and lung injuries count?
ODed 2x
Struck by bottles, stools, etc. in bars
Almost stabbed (didn't go deeper than the skin, doesn't count imo)
Needle in scrotum

std test?

 

[linx]

I was shot 5 times.

 

[7 Syns]

One time when I was looking down the stairs and spying on my sister because I didn't know why she wanted me and Ray to stay upstairs (we were young at the time, didn't know what weed was), I fell down the stairs and a nail went in my head.

And another time when I was running up the stairs I tripped and there happened to be a nail poking out of the front of one of the steps. It fuckin impaled into my knee. That hurt way more than the head nail.

Beat that, faggot.

Im a builder man, I can beat that with the simplest injuries around what I do. Try walking on a roof, stepping through it and doing a 180 spin which leads you to smashing your head on tiles and back on furniture. Knocked out clean.

I've come back from the hospital today, Ive substained ligament damage. Im out of work for awhile which means no money damnit.

peace.

 

[AmerikazMost]

I just did my ankle yesterday playing football (rugby league), Ill be out of work for 2 weeks possibly more. Ive completely fucked it

Anyone else picturing Syns trying to hump his own ankle?

 

[ARon]

Mine isn't the worst, the needle to the scrotum thing sounds crazy, but it is pretty funny and when I say you'll rpobably be like what the fuck, so.

Got super glue in my eye.

 

[7 Syns]

Anyone else picturing Syns trying to hump his own ankle?

My penis can easily reach my ankles when Im standing, so I wouldn't be surprised if people pictured that. Lol.

peace.

 

[ill-matic]

no offence but your continuous spelling mistakes and your creation of words that don't exist really pisses me off

 

[Sebastian]

^
Are you talking about 7?

 

[ill-matic]

^
Are you talking about 7?

yes. wtf is "substained". i know he means "sustained" but where on earth would you pick "SUBstained" from? the word doesnt even exist

 

[7 Syns]

Yes I make mistakes, unfortunately I'm this weird race of being called Human. Our creator never intended us, we to be perfect and just like your faults (whatever they be, but I'm 100% sure you have plenty), my quick typing usually leads to a few spelling mistakes here and there.

In contrast, if people can understand what I'm getting at in a thread/post, which judging by the replies here they are, then fuck it I'm too lazy to go back and fix my spelling mistakes. Atleast I'm trying to type in a form that's readable and not shortening my words like the new generation is known for doing.

In conclusion, if my spelling mistakes really do piss you off that much might I suggest you visist "http://www.there'sbiggerproblemsintheworldthan7Synsspelling.com.au" and perhaps open a window.

No offence taken but I had to be a smartass back at you.

peace.

 

[ill-matic]

Yes I make mistakes, unfortunately I'm this weird race of being called Human. Our creator never intended us, we to be perfect and just like your faults (whatever they be, but I'm 100% sure you have plenty), my quick typing usually leads to a few spelling mistakes here and there.

In contrast, if people can understand what I'm getting at in a thread/post, which judging by the replies here they are, then fuck it I'm too lazy to go back and fix my spelling mistakes. Atleast I'm trying to type in a form that's readable and not shortening my words like the new generation is known for doing.

In conclusion, if my spelling mistakes really do piss you off that much might I suggest you visist "http://www.there'sbiggerproblemsintheworldthan7Synsspelling.com.au" and perhaps open a window.

No offence taken but I had to be a smartass back at you.

peace.

relax, i just said it's a bit irritating