Imported?

I'm formulating a plan to capture as many mice as I can and sicking them on you. They'll cut through your skin like butter.
I noticed a mouse slipping away from the trashcan last night so I'm back on patrol!
 
didn't chronic microwave one?
Yup.

Thing is ever since he realized they got mice in the house he started hating them. We've talked about this lots on MSN. We're like pretty good internet buddies. He told me he enjoyed killing the bastards cause they were shitting all over his house, and there were little chew marks and holes everywhere. Besides that he had trouble sleeping cause he couldn't stop thinking about mice coming onto his bed while he's asleep. Fucking around and maybe going into his mouth or his ass or something. So he started just viciously killing every one of them systematically. He once stuck a needle into one's eye and ripped it out before proceeding to cut off it's tiny little fingers with a nail clipper and shaving it's genitals off with a mach 3 razor. He's a terrible human being, and IMO, should be banned from this forum. We don't need his type of people here.

Nah i'm just joking.
 

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