Imagine Painful Situations

[KAMIKAZI]

Kristiancp1: fuck made up ones.
Kristiancp1: anybody can do that, real gangsters have been in them.

KAM1KAZ1777: yeah, you're real gangster for having rocks removed through your dick

 

[Da_Funk]

Imagine having surgery where they stick a long metal device in your pee hole with a grabber on it to try to find a kidney stone but the doctors somehow fail.

Imagine having a stint ( long wire) from your kidney, through your ureter, and into your bladder with a string on it and the string is hanging out of your dick. Peeing nothing but pure blood. Every time you pee it feels like somebody has a hot screwdriver and put it in your pee hole. Also, trying to pee out a rock with razor sharp edges moving through your ureter in pain that is unimaginable. Mepergan wont work, Morphine wont work.

Then after 3 days the doctor removes this long wire that is atleast 2-3 feet long while you are awake standing up. Then a few hours later the ureter spasms because of the foreign object that just got pulled out of your dick wishing you would just die because the pain is unbearable.


That's real son!!! That's real. No make believe story. It happend to me.

That seriously scared the fuck outta me while reading it

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Imagine someone taking a mechanical pencil, clicking it until the lead is hanging all the way out, thrusting it into your dickhole and snapping it off when it's all the way in.

 

[Tha_Wood]

imagine living with rahim

 

[P.U.]

imagine living with

kamikazi and diaz

 

[masta247]

imagine having an alien in you're stomach eating everything inside, then walkin out through you're chest

 

[not really ken]

Imagine being dropped into a pitch black bottomless pit which never ends until you die and even then your dead body still keeps falling and falling ...

Imagine your at home all snug in bed and then all of a sudden your in the middle of the vast ocean in the north pole region floating on a piece of wood in pitch black darkness.

 

[Tha_Wood]

imagine laying on your stomach with a rope tied to your foot and the other end being tied around your neck forcing your foot to go up into the air, and as you become unable to hold your leg up it relaxes and go down which in turn slowley strangles you

 

[C.R.Y.]

Imagine being dropped into a pitch black bottomless pit which never ends until you die and even then your dead body still keeps falling and falling ...

Imagine your at home all snug in bed and then all of a sudden your in the middle of the vast ocean in the north pole region floating on a piece of wood in pitch black darkness.

those arent painful. thats one of those cool, i wish i could experience that type of things without actually doing it

 

[Dante]

Imagine your at home all snug in bed and then all of a sudden your in the middle of the vast ocean in the north pole region floating on a piece of wood in pitch black darkness.

even better, imagine bein gin bed, perfectly tucked in under a warm comforter and you develop an itch that forces you to ruin the very arrangement that had proivided you such fetal comfort.

 

[ill-matic]

even better, imagine bein gin bed, perfectly tucked in under a warm comforter and you develop an itch that forces you to ruin the very arrangement that had proivided you such fetal comfort.

something similar happens to me all the time. instead of an itch, it's the biggest need to go and do a long piss. the sharp pain in my bladder is just unbearable and it shits me how i suddenly wake up, realise it's raining outside and realise just how warm and comfortable i am. then i feel the sharp pain and i quickly begin to think of ways to get out of this predicament without disturbing my comfortable arrangement

once i thought 'fuck it' and nearly just let it go all over my bed and then worry about it when my mum storms into my room complaining of a stench. sometimes i fall back asleep, dream of doing a piss, wake up suddenly and think "oh good i just pissed its all fine now", then feel that sharp pain near my stomach and realise that the urine is still there, unmoved.

life sucks.

 

[Dante]

something similar happens to me all the time. instead of an itch, it's the biggest need to go and do a long piss. the sharp pain in my bladder is just unbearable and it shits me how i suddenly wake up, realise it's raining outside and realise just how warm and comfortable i am. then i feel the sharp pain and i quickly begin to think of ways to get out of this predicament without disturbing my comfortable arrangement

once i thought 'fuck it' and nearly just let it go all over my bed and then worry about it when my mum storms into my room complaining of a stench. sometimes i fall back asleep, dream of doing a piss, wake up suddenly and think "oh good i just pissed its all fine now", then feel that sharp pain near my stomach and realise that the urine is still there, unmoved.

life sucks.

you, sir, require a bedpan.

i used a catheter for years, then upgraded to a jewel encrusted bedpan when i amassed my fortune. sometimes i empty it, but moreover i prefer to think of it as a humidifier for my bedroom. fortunately my urine evaporates very efficiently, and i am left with a mineral coating on the bedpan that may be scraped and used as a dietary supplement.