Imagine Painful Situations

[Pittsey]

Imagine going to the gym, having a hard workout and needing a shower because you stink.....

You go in the shower and start cleaning yourself.....


And here's the painful part.... Mohen walks in and chooses the shower next to you!!

 

[KAMIKAZI]

imagine making a turkey sammich and you realize you ain't go no mayo

Imagine biting into it and finding out that your tail was inside it... welcome to the world of Tom.

 

[Dante]

Imagine biting into it and finding out that your tail was inside it... welcome to the world of Tom.

and then you wake up and fix yourself a turkey sammich only to realize that the dream was true and there is no mayo

 

[Pittsey]

I now have to go make a turkey sandwich with loads of mayo. Dante has given me the craving. And I'm also off to bed to watch a shit DVD sent by Blockbuster. Murder Ball or something. Now that is painful.

 

[EDouble]

if its MONSTERS BALL u get to see Halle Berry nekkid

 

[jbrolax]

thread of the fuckin year


imagine fucking a guy in the ass

 

[EDouble]

*tumbleweed bounces by*

 

[jbrolax]

haha, i was actually gonna post that, or atleast a picture of one...

I'll try something different this time

Imagine getting fucked in the ass(extra homo)

 

[Dante]

haha, i was actually gonna post that, or atleast a picture of one...

I'll try something different this time

Imagine getting fucked in the ass(extra homo)

 

[jbrolax]

Dante scouring the internet for such a photograph...

 

[Dante]

Dante scouring the internet for such a photograph...

i have many such things in my mental bookmarks

 

[ill-matic]

imagine geting a syringe and sticking it into the pee-hole at the tip of your dick

imagine getting a pair of pliar, placing one of your testicles in between and squeezing until you hear a pop

imagine your dad nude

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Imagine threading a thorny vine through your nuts.

 

[C.R.Y.]

imagine someone stabbing a knife into the hole in your dick, and then they rip a couple of ribs out to bend you over and stick the knife and your dick through your chin and tongue

 

[Dante]

 

[Vaudeville]

man I'm sorry for you, they should let 16 yr olds into bars, clubs and shit. Then they will have better things to do. I'm really on your side.

 

[S. Fourteen]

Imagine someone extinguishing a cigarette on your eye. Tap tap tap and twist twist twist. Imagine. As you scream in agony, that someone notices a small cherry sizzling, so he decides to pour lemon juice into your eye. Imagine. That someone forces you to watch the whole process live on a TV monitor while your mother is getting face raped in the same room.

 

[Jeremy]

Imagine having surgery where they stick a long metal device in your pee hole with a grabber on it to try to find a kidney stone but the doctors somehow fail.

Imagine having a stint ( long wire) from your kidney, through your ureter, and into your bladder with a string on it and the string is hanging out of your dick. Peeing nothing but pure blood. Every time you pee it feels like somebody has a hot screwdriver and put it in your pee hole. Also, trying to pee out a rock with razor sharp edges moving through your ureter in pain that is unimaginable. Mepergan wont work, Morphine wont work.

Then after 3 days the doctor removes this long wire that is atleast 2-3 feet long while you are awake standing up. Then a few hours later the ureter spasms because of the foreign object that just got pulled out of your dick wishing you would just die because the pain is unbearable.


That's real son!!! That's real. No make believe story. It happend to me.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Imagine having surgery where they stick a long metal device in your pee hole with a grabber on it to try to find a kidney stone but the doctors somehow fail.

Imagine having a stint ( long wire) from your kidney, through your ureter, and into your bladder with a string on it and the string is hanging out of your dick. Every time you pee it feels like somebody has a hot screwdriver and put it in your pee hole. Also, trying to pee out a rock with razor sharp edges moving through your ureter in pain that is unimaginable. Mepergan wont work, Morphine wont work.

Then after 3 days the doctor removes this long wire that is atleast 2-3 feet long while you are awake standing up. Then a few hours later the ureter spasms because of the foreign object that just got pulled out of your dick wishing you would just die because the pain is unbearable.


That's real son!!! That's real. No make believe story. It happend to me.

This is a thread where we make up painful situations, not cry about ones that actually happened.

Imagine having having a pair of scissors impaled so far up into your foot that it reaches up into your leg, and then having to run across a beach of hot salt.

 

[Jeremy]

This is a thread where we make up painful situations, not cry about ones that actually happened.

Kristiancp1: fuck made up ones.
Kristiancp1: anybody can do that, real gangsters have been in them.