Imagine Painful Situations

[KAMIKAZI]

Imagine running through a forest naked and then you trip and your dick lands on a porcupine.

Imagine taking a syringe to your testicles and extracting the contents until they shrivel up like a raisin.

Imagine taking an X-acto knife to your nipple, pressing down until it just pops in like stabbing a foil safety seal.




Try to get others to cringe with your own painful fantasies.

 

[AmerikazMost]

this is disturbing. i think i will not return to this thread.

 

[PuffnScruff]

i didnt cringe

 

[Saint33]

hanging out with diaz and kami for a night

 

[Glockmatic]

imagine grabbing your ribcage and ripping it open

i would always cringe at that as a kid

 

[Dante]

i am erect after reading post

 

[_carmi]

Imagine running through a forest naked and then you trip and your dick lands on a porcupine.

Imagine taking a syringe to your testicles and extracting the contents until they shrivel up like a raisin.

Imagine taking an X-acto knife to your nipple, pressing down until it just pops in like stabbing a foil safety seal.




Try to get others to cringe with your own painful fantasies.

dude you're sick.

 

[Shahin]

I like the syringe one, but imagine doing it to you eye, that would be nasty.

Putting your balls on the table and hitting them with a hammer.

 

[Pittsey]

Imagine going away for 10 days and then coming back online to 47 PM's and 158 emails on your hotmail account. And then remembering you're not back to work until Monday and think of the 10,000+ emails you will face then.

Then remember it was only 10 days and that you're gonna be away from work for 6 months.... How many emails can you get through in 6 months. Is a million too large???



Yes I am a drama queen.

 

[PuffnScruff]

imagine having a nickname like z-dub


imagine a member of the board, that is the same sex as you, instant messaging you all the time sending you pictures of them doing their best thugbabe impersonation and begging you to come visit so they can perform oral sex on you

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Imagine sky-diving from a plane and then falling ass-first onto the Seattle Space Needle and it going directly into your asshole and stabbing out of your stomach.

 

[EDouble]

Lmao i remember chronic imitating the Thug Babe Pics.

 

[imported_Big_R]

that one was weak Kami.


Makes me want to peel off all my toenails and slit my wrist with the sharpest one

 

[EDouble]

Putting your balls on the table and hitting them with a hammer.

lmao wtf

 

[imported_Big_R]

lmao wtf

yeah, I know, I'm like, "don't steal Wu-Tang's shit!"

 

[Shahin]

yeah, I know, I'm like, "don't steal Wu-Tang's shit!"

You see something you like, you bite it.

 

[Saint33]

You see something you like, you bite it.

thats sounds sexual in sooooo many different ways :horny:

i advise never meeting Shahin in person, well as long as u don want to become a vampire

 

[imported_Big_R]

Imagine putting a coat hanger on the stove and let it just sit there for likr a half hours, and put it in your ass slow like "tsssssss" (*sounds of Raekwon laughing*)

 

[KAMIKAZI]

I'll fuckin.. I'll fuckin take a fuckin fork and rip ya fuckin nuts with one of the prongs and then take a fuckin bullet ant and just fuckin put that shit in ya sack and watch you scream as it keeps STINGIN you.. and STINGIN you.. and STINGIN you...

 

[Dante]

imagine making a turkey sammich and you realize you ain't go no mayo