HAMMERED!
And I'd like to share a few things:
-Crown Royal is the best alcohol under $40.00 in the world.
-Booty calls at 2:30 am are kinda pathetic, especially if the girl drives forty-five minutes to come pick your drunk ass up
-Yes it is very irresponsible, but driving while intoxicated can be very fun and enjoyable. Just take the backroads and don't hurt anybody.
-When you get drunk around co-workers, and you vaguely remember saying some shit to them that you wish you hadn't, and you know you're gonna see them the next day at work..........that's not a good feeling. Especially when you don't remember what you said.
-When you're drunk, why do you want O.P.P. (you know what that shit is) more than anything else in the world?
-Why don't ribs and hard alcohol go together?
-If you're only friends with muthafuckas when you're both hammered, are you really friends with them?
I think I ask myself this same shit everytime I get blind drunk, I just don't usually get up on here when I'm drunk.
This took me a half an hour to type this with no typos, and I'm still drinking Crown Royal at 4:00 am. WHAT!
Am I gonna wish I didn't post this shit when I sober up?
And I'd like to share a few things:
-Crown Royal is the best alcohol under $40.00 in the world.
-Booty calls at 2:30 am are kinda pathetic, especially if the girl drives forty-five minutes to come pick your drunk ass up

-Yes it is very irresponsible, but driving while intoxicated can be very fun and enjoyable. Just take the backroads and don't hurt anybody.
-When you get drunk around co-workers, and you vaguely remember saying some shit to them that you wish you hadn't, and you know you're gonna see them the next day at work..........that's not a good feeling. Especially when you don't remember what you said.
-When you're drunk, why do you want O.P.P. (you know what that shit is) more than anything else in the world?
-Why don't ribs and hard alcohol go together?
-If you're only friends with muthafuckas when you're both hammered, are you really friends with them?
I think I ask myself this same shit everytime I get blind drunk, I just don't usually get up on here when I'm drunk.
This took me a half an hour to type this with no typos, and I'm still drinking Crown Royal at 4:00 am. WHAT!
Am I gonna wish I didn't post this shit when I sober up?