I'm sorry, who am I?

Cown

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A fully booked airplane from United Airlines was canceled because of technical problems and unfortunatly there was only a single female employee at the desk where the more or less unsatisfied customers where waiting to be rebooked to another flight.

The woman at the desk was working as hard as she could, trying to fix the problems when a furious man pushed his way through the queue, slammed his ticket on the desk and yelled "I don't want to wait in a line, I have a ticket for 1. class and I want on the first flight, 1. class as quickly as possible."

"I'm sorry sir, but I am currently helping the people that where in front of you in the queue. I will take care of you and do my best for you after." The employee replied politely and continued working with the rebookings.

This didn't please the angry 1. class passanger, who started yelling even louder so that everybody could hear him: "Don't you understand that I don't want to wait in line? Do you know who I am?"

The woman looked wondering at him, grabed the microphone and reported through the airport speakers: "We have a passanger here with us who doesn't seem to know who he is. If anybody can help him, we politely ask you to report to United Airlines Desk 122."

While everybody in the queue started laughing, the furious man yelled at the employee "FUCK YOU!", as to whom she calmly replied: "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to get in line for that aswell."

:)
 
it was michael moore wasnt it

why would tom cruise need to fly 1st class, the man has his own airplanes, and rocket ships that scientology provides for him
 
yall ever see that show on the arts & entertainment channel, about airports and every day shit?
 

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