it's not like i drive slow on a frequent basis to piss people off. in fact i've only done that twice, and both times i did it to people i know. i laughed, they laughed. get it? it's called a joke. i'll give you a few examples of this kind of humor. this is a real story. a couple of dudes was standing next to this big container. i have no clue why they were standing there, and i had no clue who they were, but i put on some sunglasses, a cap, grabbed a shovel and went over there and stood up next to them. i didn't look at them, or say anything, i just stood there for about a minute. then all of a sudden, i took the shovel and started banging it against the container. all the time a couple of friends were watching. i headed back to my friends and we laughed for a couple of minutes. it was great fun. another time, me and some friends were outside this mall and we were gonna cross the street, so we all decided to walk real slow. the cars honked like crazy, but we just kept on walking real slow and laughing. another time, i did the same thing, but dropped my keys onto the road and pretended i lost them.
what's my point? that it's innocent fun, and although the people who were victims of my evil humor got annoyed, they didn't attack me. in fact, if someone attacked me for doing any of this, or something else that is annoying but doesn't exactly kill someone or hurt them for life, i'd probably do my best to break their nose as well. and obviously, the whole "old geezer deserved an ass-whooping" thing was a joke. jeez, loosen the fuck up.