No matter how hard I try to play it bold and just grab it off the shelf and keep walkin like it aint nothing, I always feel like Im walking around with a fuckin bomb or something, and like Im under some kind of survillance and everybody in the damn store is looking at me. I hear a store associate over the intercom mentioning the name and number of the every aisle and department I pass by. And employees wanna ask if I need any help - "help" with what, is what I wanna know.
But thank God for these new self-checkout lines though cause I dont need my personal business all out in the streets like that. Cause the time before the last time I brought from K-Y, of all of the other shit I bought along with it, the KY was the ONLY shit that wouldnt ring up, so of course the cashier bitch had to send one of the young sackers to go do a price check, which held up the whole fuckin line. I knew what the cashier was probably thinking in her head (not sayin that I can read her mind or anything) so I let her nosy ass know that I was NOT buying K-Y to jack-off while looking at porn on the internet. And I think she understood. And Im never going to use a coupon to get a discount on K-Y either because the time before the last time before the other last time, the cashier had ask another sale associate about it and they acutally tried lie and say that the coupon came from the sales paper of some other grocery store. Bullshit!!!!
Good-fuckin-grief...
But thank God for these new self-checkout lines though cause I dont need my personal business all out in the streets like that. Cause the time before the last time I brought from K-Y, of all of the other shit I bought along with it, the KY was the ONLY shit that wouldnt ring up, so of course the cashier bitch had to send one of the young sackers to go do a price check, which held up the whole fuckin line. I knew what the cashier was probably thinking in her head (not sayin that I can read her mind or anything) so I let her nosy ass know that I was NOT buying K-Y to jack-off while looking at porn on the internet. And I think she understood. And Im never going to use a coupon to get a discount on K-Y either because the time before the last time before the other last time, the cashier had ask another sale associate about it and they acutally tried lie and say that the coupon came from the sales paper of some other grocery store. Bullshit!!!!
Good-fuckin-grief...
