i'm going to jail

Quasimodo

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whats up yall? idk when i'll ever log back onto this website, as i don't believe i'll be capable. columbia county police are about to issue a warrant for my arrest. i'm supposed to be charged with something along the lines of terroristic threats/harassment. yeah, i got a big mouth, lol and its going to be my downfall. the charge is a felony charge. and those charged with what i'm being charged with aren't eligible for bail/bond, so i'll have to stay in a cell until i can see a judge.

this really sucks. it might destroy my future. i've worked so hard to get my school back in order... and now they take it all away from me. but i guess i brought it all on myself. all i know is - watch what the fuck you say. and remember... nobody ever said it better than the late great tupac shakur. i can't remember the exact words, but i think it went "keep your enemies close, watch your homies." well watch your ex-girlfriend. because her rich & powerful daddy just might flip the script on you.

its amazing. my ex's new b/f runs his mouth at me. i run my mouth back. his dad calls me. tell me to meet him at a gas station. i told him to meet me at a park. i had my boy ride through as a decoy & he was stopped by police. they tried to set me up. its all fucked up... these people's perception of me is fuckin crude.

but yall hold it down. pray for me. cuz i could really use the prayers.

mark
 
i basically said "i feel like killin you & your punk ass daddy..." or something along those lines. it wasn't meant to be taken literally, it was just a fit of rage.
 
how does that translate to "terroristic threats" maybe a death threat lol....

but even in my most angry moments with my ex I would have never ever threatened her or her fathers life...it would have never popped into my head..thats pretty dumb of you. dont assume though that youre gonna go to jail the dad could drop the charges if he wanted to
 
but he doesn't want to. he's been looking to put me away for the longest. he thinks i'm a piece of shit. he thinks i'm a thug. blah blah blah..

and how bout this... my principal at school told her daddy that i was the ring leader of a notorious gang at our school... the last time i checked... i had no gang affiliations. they are really sculpting a shitty image of me.

i know i fucked up. but whats even more fucked up is what she's allowing her father to do to me.

yeah, they consider it a terroristic threat, although i'd say death threat is a lot better of a definition.
 
they probably are gonna try to say i was gonna kill somebody, although that was never my intention. i just wanted to beat the shit out of her boyfriend... he set me up... and now she's turnin on me.. its amazing what people are capable of. dayum man... how quick the world turns is just... i'm at a loss for words man.
 
Here's my advice;

For this you will need:
A Stanley Knife
A Deodorant Can Lid
Some Strong Glue
A Pack of Razor Blades
Lube

STEP ONE:
With the Stanley knife, slice off the top of the deodorant can lid, tidy up the edge, you don’t want a plastic cut, I also advise the supervision of an adult, knifes are sharp :thumb:

STEP TWO:
Glue several razor blades to the inside of the lid, probably 3 at most, wait for glue to set and check that the blades are secure and will not fall out:

STEP THREE:
Lube up; insert the lid into the chocolate starfish.

You are now safe from prison sex.

Pz
 
^ lol

You probably won't be convicted, Mark. If all you said was something about killing dork and older dork, that doesnt mean shit. They can scare you, but they can't put you away for nothing.
 
^ they've supposedly issued a warrant. i'm tryin to get in touch with the police station now.. i just got off the phone with my attorney, who is also my uncle, and he told me it would be better if i went & turned myself in instead of them coming to arrest me at my home or at school. so that's what i'll do. just drop some prayers yall forreal. i need as much love as i can get.
 
you shouldnt have anything to worry about. first offense will get your probation. you may sit in a cell at the station but you dont have to worry about prison or anything like that
 

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