I'm FUCKED.

makaveliisgoat said:
Here's another option:

Admit you took the car. You parked it in some high traffic area. You left the car to go do something. (Anything, hang out with a friend, buy something, etc.) When you got back you noticed someone must have hit the car.

In this senario you are admitting you did something wrong. So your parents might look at it from the standpoint of: Well if he told us this much why would he lie about the rest. Also if someone saw you driving the car, and tell your parents this detail later, it will match the story. If you sisiter snitches on you it will still match the story. It will make you look like the victim. Your parents might even actually feel bad for you.

thats a good scenario
 
makaveliisgoat said:
Here's another option:

Admit you took the car. You parked it in some high traffic area. You left the car to go do something. (Anything, hang out with a friend, buy something, etc.) When you got back you noticed someone must have hit the car.

In this senario you are admitting you did something wrong. So your parents might look at it from the standpoint of: Well if he told us this much why would he lie about the rest. Also if someone saw you driving the car, and tell your parents this detail later, it will match the story. If you sisiter snitches on you it will still match the story. It will make you look like the victim. Your parents might even actually feel bad for you.




thats like exactly what i said
 
Firstly, and most importantly, you tell your parents they were stupid for buying a white Mercedes in the first place.


Secondly you either deny it to the death, or you fess up. If you deny it, no matter what happens, you can never ever own up to it, no matter how hard the heat is on. You pretty much have to make yourself believe you didnt do it.

Either that, or do what makaveliisgoat said and tell them you took it but you didnt hit it. Give them just enough dirt on you to believe you.

Or you could man up and tell them the truth, move out of home, and come to Adelaide ;)

Or blame the stress of exams for your acting out ;)
 
KrAzY:aka:AnDy said:
Okay i'm fucked...

it's about 4am, about an hour ago... i took my mum n dads car out for a spin out of boredom, I don't have my license since im 17. But anyway... i've been doing it every night for 3 weeks, tonight while parking I thought i was in reverse but I was in drive... and I hit the parked car infront, the alarm on the car went off... and i got the fuck out of there as fast as i could (so i did a hit and run basically). Because I don't have a license etc... I'd get done for joy riding or something.

So I left, did about 120 all the way home n fucking parked the car... took a look at the front, and in the front bumper there's like a small hole (it looks like a bullet hole).

My parent's car is a Mercedes C180 Kompressor... the car I hit was a Range Rover...

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.... should i just be honest and tell my dad what happened?

Does anyone have any idea (roughly) how much it would cost to fix, and if they'd have to replace the whole front or just the bumper...?

I can take a photo...

I don't have much time before my dad wakes up..

EDIT: Images...


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whaamy!!!!
 
This is what happened, i stayed up till about 7:30am waiting for my dad to wake up and he didn't so I fell asleep and woke up about 30mins ago (1pm).

Went straight to my dad n told him, he practically lost the plot...

he was like:

1. It's illegal you can go to jail for this you know that?
2. Your endangering yourself...
3. The car doesn't really matter...

n he was just yelling, n my fucking bitch of a sister heard it all n she was instigating the bitch she was like "tell him the rest of it...". "tell him about all the other times...", "tell him how long you've been doing it"

It's all fucked up... so my dad has the shits majorly atm.

I didn't lie about anything though, i just told him straight up.... everything that happened, minus me getting chased by the cops.... lol

"The truth shall set you free" ;)
 
youll be in trouble but your parents are rich so your not really fucked
 
KrAzY:aka:AnDy said:
i just told him straight up.... everything that happened, minus me getting chased by the cops.... lol
Lol, so is that why you were goin 120 almost the entire way back? u left that part out in the initial description...best of luck with the matter now that you've told him, pz.
 
the only weak link was your sister, if you had the determination and skill to play it like you don't know anything... so if you had taken out the weak link by any force necessary (your sister) = happiness and double the gifts at chirstmas or your major designated spiritual holiday.
 
you first said you sped off at 120 cos it was like a "hit and run", to get out of there cos you hit the car and the alarm went off

now youre saying you got chased by the cops?
 
ill-matic said:
you first said you sped off at 120 cos it was like a "hit and run", to get out of there cos you hit the car and the alarm went off

now youre saying you got chased by the cops?

the initial motive that made me park the car was that there were cops all over the place... and one of them was really close behind me, i figured he was a bit sus.. so i turned off into a road and sped up a lil till i went into another road that i know of near my school (a very narrow road), and then i turned the lights off... n then i turned them on again n tried to park.

about 3 or 4 mins had passed while i was parking, and then wen i hit the car thats wen i sped off..

I didnt tell my dad the reason why i was parking...the car somewhere else (the cops).

Thats what i meant..

and for everyone who keeps stating that i'm rich... let me make this very clear:

I AM NOT RICH.
 

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