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devils_advok8

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A couple of hours ago, my dad burst the door open and I was on the other side of my room, he found a hash joint laying on the desk.It was rolled in normal size paper so it looked like a normal cig.He was telling me that we're having guests tonight and some other shit I didnt pay much attention to, and I was trying to hide the joint.He knew something was wrong and he asked me if it was hash, I told him it was some pipe tobacco but he didnt believe me and told me he was going to get it tested.
After he pocketed the joint, I told him that it took me alot of time to roll it, so he told me it was no problem, and that I could get him the pipe tobacco and he'd roll 3 cigs for me, but he has to keep that one with him.I told him to go ahead and I would get the tobacco, some tippies and the rolling papers.
So I went to my room, emptied 3 cigs into a plate and threw a couple of grams of hash after burning them and mixed it all together, got the rolling papers and put it infront of my dad.I couldnt get the same pipe tobacco cause he'd know it's not the same thing he has in his pocket.I was risking my dad rolling me 3 joints and smoking one of them to test them lol.
The whole point of thiswas that mine was a perfect pipe tobacco cigarette and that I should have it back, but I wasnt insisting, I made it sound as if I was doing this whole thing for fun, but it didnt work :(
I dunno what to do.I must've chucked like a gram and a half in it and it's pretty obvious it's hash.I sat with him for the first time in months, we smoked shisha and talked about some random shit, and I assured him it wasnt hash, and that I only asked for it back because it took me like an hour to roll it.Then I told him that it's all good now cause I rolled another one.
Now, I'm basically risking everything if my dad found out.The problem is, I'm sure he smoked hash before and knows how it smells like, and that he knows it's hash but he's testing me.
I'm clean.I was never caught smoking, suspected, yes, but there was never enough proof to back it up.So I was thinking, I can make it sound as if I found it or just got it from someone to try it cause of stress, etc, but I have to tell him where I got it from.I can't do that if my life depended on it.So, you got any ideas, people?
 
FrOgStRaDaMuS said:
obviously your father smokes hash... if he knew what it was all the way across the room
Naah he thought it was a normal cigarette at first and left it alone, but I was trying to hide it cause my mom was coming and I told her I quit smoking (cigs).If he was 100% sure it hash, he would've told me straight away, but he said he was getting an expert in the matter to check it out.
 
PuffnScruff said:
your 18? just be honest. fuck it. lmao at your dad smoking your hash
He doesnt smoke it you idiot lmao :D
I said I'm sure he smoked hash before.
And yeah, I'm 18, but what does this have to do with anything?
 
lol, parents, gotta love em. Is your dad strict about that kind of shit? If he is you are fucked, there's not much I could tell you, other than what you said, tell him you wanted to try it cuz of stress or whatever. Is he gonna narc on whoever sold it to you? If he is, give him the name of someone you hate lol. I'm lucky I never had to go thru this kind of shit, my parents were cool with me smoking weed and shit, as long as I didn't let it get out of hand.
 
Devious187 said:
lol, parents, gotta love em. Is your dad strict about that kind of shit? If he is you are fucked, there's not much I could tell you, other than what you said, tell him you wanted to try it cuz of stress or whatever. Is he gonna narc on whoever sold it to you? If he is, give him the name of someone you hate lol. I'm lucky I never had to go thru this kind of shit, my parents were cool with me smoking weed and shit, as long as I didn't let it get out of hand.
Yeah, hella strict about that kinda shit.
Naah, I can't get anyone else involved.
Lol I even told him I would take tests and shit and I've smoked like half an ounce in the past 10 days.
 
Devious187 said:
What do you think your dad will do? Throw you out of the house? Call the police and rat you out? Or just yell at you for hours?
Naah, me and him are really close.I might tell him it was hash and that I smoke it from time to time out of stress, but he'll be depressed for a while, but knowing my dad, he'll forgive me, but I'd rather avoid it.
 
Why not just tell em? You know how many people smoke these days? I feel like i'm one of the only ones that don't. Damn near my whole family fucking smokes. And I don't just mean all the young ones, I mean everyone. lol.
 
devils_advok8 said:
He doesnt smoke it you idiot lmao :D
I said I'm sure he smoked hash before.
And yeah, I'm 18, but what does this have to do with anything?

that means your old enough to be a man. if it comes up admit you smoke it. it will be better than telling a lie to your parents face.
 
its linx! said:
Why not just tell em? You know how many people smoke these days? I feel like i'm one of the only ones that don't. Damn near my whole family fucking smokes. And I don't just mean all the young ones, I mean everyone. lol.
Lol, I live in the Middle East, man.We got a smoking culture that goes back to centuries :DBut my case is something else, cause I havent been mixing alot with my fam like I should and I'm going to uni in the UK in a couple of days and it's all on my pops.I don't want to leave them with the idea that their eldest son is a stoner :(
 
PuffnScruff said:
that means your old enough to be a man. if it comes up admit you smoke it. it will be better than telling a lie to your parents face.
Yes, you're right, but given the special circumstance it happened in the wrong place at the wrong time.Like I mentioned above, I'm leaving the country in a couple of days and I just got caught with a hash joint.I don't want him to think it's the reason I've been locking myself up in the room and haven't been mixing with my family for the past few weeks.
 
You have to be honest. Just telll him the truth, and make sure you say "I just didnt want to dissapoint you dad" and hug him
 

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