Pft. Me.
I was supposed to get my VIP this summer but them some stupid stuff happened (i.e. Grand Mother broke her hip so I gave money to her), I'm left alone here while my family is in Bosnia and I have to pay for our appartment, The money my Soccer Association was supposed to give me will only give it to me at the end of the season which is in 2 months and I have no money now of it (practicaly, I am paying to coach those kids... we are 14 wins 1 draw 0 losses, we won the league last night woohoo)
And so on. + I've been posting here since 2002 and in every one of my posts I've been trying to make you guys laugh.
Moreover, I'm super fucking hot. so give it to me.