Im an uncle!

Rukas

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My cousin just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, Karoline, 54cm tall and weighing in at 8 pounds (3.65kilos)!

Unfortunatly seeing as they are in Poland, I wont be able to hold her for about another year :(

Im spoiling her rotten though clothes wise. Got her a black red and white Polo Sport jump suit with a hoody, dark blue Fubu jump suit with a beanie, shell toe baby adidas, some baby timbs, and a lot more. Gotta get her into hip-hop from the start, I wasted 7 years of my life before I got heavily into it!

Anyway just thought Id share :D
 
Sorry man, but you're not an Uncle - at least, not because of this.

Congratulations on misconstrueing this birth as affecting your status or, congratulations on bastardizing the English language.

Either way, celebrate!
 
Congratz, your cousin having a baby doesn't make you an uncle though, she is your 2nd cousin ;).



EDIT: hopefully Rukas won't yell at me too.
 
CalcuoCuchicheo said:
Sorry man, but you're not an Uncle - at least, not because of this.

Congratulations on misconstrueing this birth as affecting your status or, congratulations on bastardizing the English language.

Either way, celebrate!


WTF? Ermm.... Yeah I am an Uncle, Polish tradition states I am because she is my first cousin (along with her brother) and I am an only child. Thus we call each other brother and sister and I am this baby's uncle as far as anyone in Poland and she is concerned.

And frankly, how dare you try to tell me how my family unit works.
 
Rukas said:
WTF? Ermm.... Yeah I am an Uncle, Polish tradition states I am because she is my first cousin (along with her brother) and I am an only child. Thus we call each other brother and sister and I am this baby's uncle as far as anyone in Poland and she is concerned.

And frankly, how dare you try to tell me how my family unit works.
Well, techniquely you're a cousin once removed with the new baby girl. It's the next closest thing to being and uncle, and because of how close you are with your cousins you'll still be Uncle Mike. So don't worry, you can keep the title.

Congrats :thumb:
 
Glockmatic said:
why buy a baby good clothing? she'll just grow out of them! Congrats


So then when she does Ill buy her some more good clothing. Its the least I can do, yet pretty much the only thing I can do for her right now.
 
i was about to come on here and tell you your not an uncle too but after reading what you posted i would just feel bad. congratz on the new addition to the family and becoming an uncle
 
C.R.Y. said:
congratz. i wish i had a child though. im a sucker for babies. theyre so adorable :o
thats pretty fucked up :thumb:
I'm pretty sure ur around my age, I cant fuckin stand babies, I wish death upon them :)

I must be the only one :o
 

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