hahaha your sons the smelly kid! ive had many smelly students but your son is by far the smelliestSicC said:and thats why u dont buy a dog when u live in an apartment u buy a dog when u have a backyard a.k.a a house. Your clothes are not ruined its called a washing machine piss and poo wash out believe me i know i have a son and skid marked underwear is his thing. My suggestion is this give the mut away and buy a cat they shit in litter boxes and all u have to do is throw them in it once and there good to go.
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Synful*Luv said:So, I get home from work and this stupid ass puppy of mines has taken a shit and pissed on his brand new bed, his toys, and his blanket in his cage. And not just a little either, big, grown man quantities of it! At this point, I'm pissed off!
What makes it worst is that this little bum is trying to play and get picked up the entire time i'm trying to take the disgusting things off of him so he rubs poo and pee ridden paws all over me! Mind you, I just got in from work. I'm in my dress clothes. Perfectly good suit ruined.
I'm gagging from the smell, trying to hold him down and at the same time drag his items out of the cage and this bum is acting a fool.
I finally get everything taken care of like almost an hour later. I'm gross and he's half clean. I had just taken him to be groomed this weekend! That was a waste of $50. He goes from smelling like butterflies to poo in 0.5 seconds.
Then, I didn't want to hit him because he's so small, but he kept jumping on me. So, I pushed him down, and his stupid self fell.
Then I felt really bad because he fell and looked soo sad. So I picked him up and started to apologize and cry.
Here I am, in the bathroom of my apartment, surrounded in poo and pee, a suit ruined, cage, bed, and toys ruined, shoes ruined, grooming ruined, but crying with my puppy.
I'm a punk.
Bobby Sands said:Are u fucking serious Tru Principle?All she did was slap the dog.Jesus, you are supposed to slap them or shout at them when they do wrong.Thats part of the training.For example,my dog kept going out on the road when she knows she is not supposed to.Every time she went out i gave her a little slap and shouted "bold dog" at her.Now she doesnt go out on the road.
btw,Dogs are far nicer pets then cats.How can people say any different.I have 5 cats and one dog and i know which i like best.
Bobby Sands said:Just because i have 5 cats(make that 8,3 more kittens arrived up this morning) doesn't mean i like them more than my dog.
Are people thick?Cats breed at a far greater rate than dogs which explains why we have so many cats.Its gone out of control.we cant get them neutered because all the female ones left are wild.We got rid of a load of cats during the summer but before we know it new kittens are born.I liked cats when we got our first cat and when she had her first set of kittens.but now i dont like them as much.
I think i should know if i like my own fuckin dog better than cats.A beautiful 1 and a half year old golden retriever(both parents were show dogs) compared to a few shitty cats that only want to come near you when they are hungry.Are u serious? And besides,im hardly gonna have 6 dogs just because i have 5 cats.Does that make sense to u does it?
CoolWaterz said:hahaha your sons the smelly kid! ive had many smelly students but your son is by far the smelliest