lol just random words that sounded german to me manschleigen? whats that? I get the first one...bratwurst.

Du hure!
Anyways how about elton jo....... oh wait you said not gay.
Everyone start calling me "The Admiral".
how about just "iLL" ...Ill as in...sick...cool....awsome.....
if you could use it in a sentence then that should definetly be your new name....heres an example....
"You look iLL, get some rest!"