If you were a PET, what would you do to ask for food...

[DEAD]

If you were a PET, lets say a cat or a dog, what would you do to tell humans you are starving?:hungry:

 

[tennis_dog]

oh chinese2pac....you are so great... if i were your dog, i wouldnt even bother you and ask for food...i would feast upon my own feces and that would be enough for me for a couple days... just feed me every 3 or 4 days...or whenever you please...if it's necessary, i'll just hump your leg....

 

[KAMIKAZI]

I would help myself.

 

[AmerikazMost]

my friend's dog once broke out of the room it was locked into, open the refrigerator door, pulled a casserole dish of the shelf without breaking it, pulled it into the other room, licked it clean, and closed the fridge back up


i'd do that

 

[Dante]

i'd dryhump your blue, stained wedge-shaped sex pillow until you stopped taking pictures of strangers through your windows and went to the store to get me some proper food (and not that shit you call a breakfast).

 

[Jeremy]

Stfu.

 

[PuffnScruff]

I would eat chinese2pac

 

[HellRazor05]

DEAD = MY HERO :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

 

[DEAD]

(and not that shit you call a breakfast).

My breakfast everyday is PUSSY.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

My breakfast everyday is PUSSY.

I thought they were lying when they said chinese people ate cats...

 

[KFatal]

^^^lmfao

if the rep system was around ud be banned a long time ago.
youre a fucking idiot.

 

[tennis_dog]

no..chinese people eat dogs and mice....

 

[jbrolax]

a chinese take out by me was closed a few years back because there were caught catchin geese in a park, no joke

 

[Fataldawg]

no..chinese people eat dogs and mice....

Thats a nice stereotype... umm i dont eat either and im mostly chinese... so... cut that bullshit out..

 

[Saint33]

Thats a nice stereotype... umm i dont eat either and im mostly chinese... so... cut that bullshit out..

he meant people in china, which is completely true

if i wer i pet, i wudnt ask for food, id walk up to my owner and bite his fuckin head off and then id tell him to "fuck off u human piece of shit, no one owns me!" (yes, i will be a talkin animal, im crazy like that)

 

[KAMIKAZI]

if i wer i pet, i wudnt ask for food, id walk up to my owner and bite his fuckin head off and then id tell him to "fuck off u human piece of shit, no one owns me!" (yes, i will be a talkin animal, im crazy like that)

If you could talk you could just tell him to get you food.

 

[tennis_dog]

Thats a nice stereotype... umm i dont eat either and im mostly chinese... so... cut that bullshit out..

50 cent is mostly black..does he know what his fellow ethiopians eat?? no...but he's a different case...you're mostly chinese and you dont even know your own culture...wow..

 

[jbrolax]

If i was your pet, id find a cliff and fall off of it

 

[Fataldawg]

50 cent is mostly black..does he know what his fellow ethiopians eat?? no...but he's a different case...you're mostly chinese and you dont even know your own culture...wow..

Excuse me? Oh wow your acting like you know me... you stated and i quote "Chinese people eat cats and mice"... Um... ask any chinese person in the u.s including me if they eat mice and i dont think you're gonna get any yes'.. I'm sure in china they still do these days, but your making a generalization about it.. Kinda like in your soho post about "all eyez on dim sum" or whatever you said..And to say that 50 cent is black but he "doesnt know what his fellow ethiopians eat" is a pretty lame statement.. how do you know that? I gotta hear this 1...