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ICP - Jacobs Word


(Violent J)
I hear voices, one voice in paticular
It comes into my mind, perpendicular
Rectangular,it's a..strangular
He's like some kind of mental fuckin' mangular...i dunno
He tells me to punch Esham and Shaggs
So I punch'em, I even call Twiztid fags
They get mad, slap me and smear my makeup
I've named this evil voice, named him Jacob
Jacob tells me "climb the ladder and jump off"
"Head first on the street, don't worry, it's soft"
So I jump, thump, i'm on a gurney
Jacob laughs at me "your so fuckin' nerdy"
Fuck him, I hate him, I can't escape him!
I finally get alone, he calls me on the telephone
"Brrb" "is Violent J there?" here "hey it's Jacob!"
"I want you to piss in your underware, ok bud?"
Sure, i'm pissin' now, it fuckin' tickles
Jacobs dissin' again, I hear his giggles
After I cut all my fingers of for that mother fucker
I've finally had enough
Go see a doctor, Doc, hello
"Hi, have a seat, let's see umm...what is it..Joe?
Yeah, Joe Bruce, my friends call my Chucky
Either that or Bucky, Fuck Me!!
I'm sorry Doc, it's Jacob again, my name's J
"Tell me J, who's this Jacob anyway?"
I fucking want him dead, it's a voice in my head
I gotta lotta voices, but this one's mislead
He tells me to drink toilet water an shit
"Do you do it?" No..YES!!
I can't help it though, I can't stop it
"J..what I want you to do is drop it" Drop what?
"Your feelings of denial"
"I mean your an asshole, let's face it, Jacob, he's got style" yea
"You should do...exactly what he tells you"
Even stab myslef? "yea, hells yea"
Fuck man are you sure Doc? "sincerly"
"Now on your way out, pay my fuckin' secretary"
Wow, $300 bucks and i'm cured, it's obsurd
All I gotta do is wait for the word


Now I aint heard from ol' Jacob in a while
I'm at home jerkin' my dick off to Gilligains Isle
When Bang! he popped in "J, what's up homie?"
Where you been Jacob, dawg it's been lonely
Doc say's I should roll wit' you, let's do this
"Alright, well let's start off with a glass of your own piss!"
With ice?
"No ice!"(slup sound)nice.."Finsih up the whole glass, and repeat it twice!"
All done "Let's go, put your shoes on!" where we goin' homie?
"To the graveyard!" what? "I want you to dig up a girlfreind"
Dig up a dead body? "I won't say it again!"
"You heard what the doctor said,fuckin' do it!"
Well fuck it, hand me my shovel and bucket
I dug the bitch, literally, I dug her
Her skin smelled like burnt rubber, I fuckin' love her
Took her corpse home, sat it on the couch
Jacob said "Now put her foot in your mouth!"
So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks
That's been sitting out in the...sun for a couple a months
I didn't care though because Jacob told me to
"It's one more little thing that I want you to do" (what's that?)
"Lay down in the street and trip a semi wit'chya neck"
Trip a Semi-tru...bet!
There I was, i'm movin off..just waitin
Ready to get rolled on like a Dayton
Here it comes, I stuck my fuckin' head out
Like this Jacob! "Yea, Pow!"
Boom, i'm in critical, I got minutes left
And I'm fightin' with death!
Why did the doctor tell me to listen to him?
I'm lay'd up 'bout to die, screw him!
Pick up the phone, Brrb! "Hello?"
Hi is me J, that one fat goofy weirdo
Yea listen, i'm about to die, why'd you tell me to follow his word?
"Cuz' he's a DarkMega, and your a nerd"
Well I hear you on that much ok..but
What kinda fuckin' doctor are you anyway?
I mean your tellin' me i'm nothing but a scrub
"I thought you knew homie, this is doctor Jacob!!"

Ohh I get it, everybody have a laugh
I'm nothing but a sick, Homogetic mentalpath
I died right then and there I was never cured
I lived a shitty life all thanks to Jacobs word!
 
Bank Robber said:
ICP - Jacobs Word


(Violent J)
I hear voices, one voice in paticular
It comes into my mind, perpendicular
Rectangular,it's a..strangular
He's like some kind of mental fuckin' mangular...i dunno
He tells me to punch Esham and Shaggs
So I punch'em, I even call Twiztid fags
They get mad, slap me and smear my makeup
I've named this evil voice, named him Jacob
Jacob tells me "climb the ladder and jump off"
"Head first on the street, don't worry, it's soft"
So I jump, thump, i'm on a gurney
Jacob laughs at me "your so fuckin' nerdy"
Fuck him, I hate him, I can't escape him!
I finally get alone, he calls me on the telephone
"Brrb" "is Violent J there?" here "hey it's Jacob!"
"I want you to piss in your underware, ok bud?"
Sure, i'm pissin' now, it fuckin' tickles
Jacobs dissin' again, I hear his giggles
After I cut all my fingers of for that mother fucker
I've finally had enough
Go see a doctor, Doc, hello
"Hi, have a seat, let's see umm...what is it..Joe?
Yeah, Joe Bruce, my friends call my Chucky
Either that or Bucky, Fuck Me!!
I'm sorry Doc, it's Jacob again, my name's J
"Tell me J, who's this Jacob anyway?"
I fucking want him dead, it's a voice in my head
I gotta lotta voices, but this one's mislead
He tells me to drink toilet water an shit
"Do you do it?" No..YES!!
I can't help it though, I can't stop it
"J..what I want you to do is drop it" Drop what?
"Your feelings of denial"
"I mean your an asshole, let's face it, Jacob, he's got style" yea
"You should do...exactly what he tells you"
Even stab myslef? "yea, hells yea"
Fuck man are you sure Doc? "sincerly"
"Now on your way out, pay my fuckin' secretary"
Wow, $300 bucks and i'm cured, it's obsurd
All I gotta do is wait for the word


Now I aint heard from ol' Jacob in a while
I'm at home jerkin' my dick off to Gilligains Isle
When Bang! he popped in "J, what's up homie?"
Where you been Jacob, dawg it's been lonely
Doc say's I should roll wit' you, let's do this
"Alright, well let's start off with a glass of your own piss!"
With ice?
"No ice!"(slup sound)nice.."Finsih up the whole glass, and repeat it twice!"
All done "Let's go, put your shoes on!" where we goin' homie?
"To the graveyard!" what? "I want you to dig up a girlfreind"
Dig up a dead body? "I won't say it again!"
"You heard what the doctor said,fuckin' do it!"
Well fuck it, hand me my shovel and bucket
I dug the bitch, literally, I dug her
Her skin smelled like burnt rubber, I fuckin' love her
Took her corpse home, sat it on the couch
Jacob said "Now put her foot in your mouth!"
So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks
That's been sitting out in the...sun for a couple a months
I didn't care though because Jacob told me to
"It's one more little thing that I want you to do" (what's that?)
"Lay down in the street and trip a semi wit'chya neck"
Trip a Semi-tru...bet!
There I was, i'm movin off..just waitin
Ready to get rolled on like a Dayton
Here it comes, I stuck my fuckin' head out
Like this Jacob! "Yea, Pow!"
Boom, i'm in critical, I got minutes left
And I'm fightin' with death!
Why did the doctor tell me to listen to him?
I'm lay'd up 'bout to die, screw him!
Pick up the phone, Brrb! "Hello?"
Hi is me J, that one fat goofy weirdo
Yea listen, i'm about to die, why'd you tell me to follow his word?
"Cuz' he's a DarkMega, and your a nerd"
Well I hear you on that much ok..but
What kinda fuckin' doctor are you anyway?
I mean your tellin' me i'm nothing but a scrub
"I thought you knew homie, this is doctor Jacob!!"

Ohh I get it, everybody have a laugh
I'm nothing but a sick, Homogetic mentalpath
I died right then and there I was never cured
I lived a shitty life all thanks to Jacobs word!
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wackest shit i've heard in a while.
 
Bank Robber said:
ICP - Jacobs Word


(Violent J)
I hear voices, one voice in paticular
It comes into my mind, perpendicular
Rectangular,it's a..strangular
He's like some kind of mental fuckin' mangular...i dunno
He tells me to punch Esham and Shaggs
So I punch'em, I even call Twiztid fags
They get mad, slap me and smear my makeup
I've named this evil voice, named him Jacob
Jacob tells me "climb the ladder and jump off"
"Head first on the street, don't worry, it's soft"
So I jump, thump, i'm on a gurney
Jacob laughs at me "your so fuckin' nerdy"
Fuck him, I hate him, I can't escape him!
I finally get alone, he calls me on the telephone
"Brrb" "is Violent J there?" here "hey it's Jacob!"
"I want you to piss in your underware, ok bud?"
Sure, i'm pissin' now, it fuckin' tickles
Jacobs dissin' again, I hear his giggles
After I cut all my fingers of for that mother fucker
I've finally had enough
Go see a doctor, Doc, hello
"Hi, have a seat, let's see umm...what is it..Joe?
Yeah, Joe Bruce, my friends call my Chucky
Either that or Bucky, Fuck Me!!
I'm sorry Doc, it's Jacob again, my name's J
"Tell me J, who's this Jacob anyway?"
I fucking want him dead, it's a voice in my head
I gotta lotta voices, but this one's mislead
He tells me to drink toilet water an shit
"Do you do it?" No..YES!!
I can't help it though, I can't stop it
"J..what I want you to do is drop it" Drop what?
"Your feelings of denial"
"I mean your an asshole, let's face it, Jacob, he's got style" yea
"You should do...exactly what he tells you"
Even stab myslef? "yea, hells yea"
Fuck man are you sure Doc? "sincerly"
"Now on your way out, pay my fuckin' secretary"
Wow, $300 bucks and i'm cured, it's obsurd
All I gotta do is wait for the word


Now I aint heard from ol' Jacob in a while
I'm at home jerkin' my dick off to Gilligains Isle
When Bang! he popped in "J, what's up homie?"
Where you been Jacob, dawg it's been lonely
Doc say's I should roll wit' you, let's do this
"Alright, well let's start off with a glass of your own piss!"
With ice?
"No ice!"(slup sound)nice.."Finsih up the whole glass, and repeat it twice!"
All done "Let's go, put your shoes on!" where we goin' homie?
"To the graveyard!" what? "I want you to dig up a girlfreind"
Dig up a dead body? "I won't say it again!"
"You heard what the doctor said,fuckin' do it!"
Well fuck it, hand me my shovel and bucket
I dug the bitch, literally, I dug her
Her skin smelled like burnt rubber, I fuckin' love her
Took her corpse home, sat it on the couch
Jacob said "Now put her foot in your mouth!"
So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks
That's been sitting out in the...sun for a couple a months
I didn't care though because Jacob told me to
"It's one more little thing that I want you to do" (what's that?)
"Lay down in the street and trip a semi wit'chya neck"
Trip a Semi-tru...bet!
There I was, i'm movin off..just waitin
Ready to get rolled on like a Dayton
Here it comes, I stuck my fuckin' head out
Like this Jacob! "Yea, Pow!"
Boom, i'm in critical, I got minutes left
And I'm fightin' with death!
Why did the doctor tell me to listen to him?
I'm lay'd up 'bout to die, screw him!
Pick up the phone, Brrb! "Hello?"
Hi is me J, that one fat goofy weirdo
Yea listen, i'm about to die, why'd you tell me to follow his word?
"Cuz' he's a DarkMega, and your a nerd"
Well I hear you on that much ok..but
What kinda fuckin' doctor are you anyway?
I mean your tellin' me i'm nothing but a scrub
"I thought you knew homie, this is doctor Jacob!!"

Ohh I get it, everybody have a laugh
I'm nothing but a sick, Homogetic mentalpath
I died right then and there I was never cured
I lived a shitty life all thanks to Jacobs word!
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wut cd is that from???

mine is prolly middle of nowhere by hot hot heat
 
A few unhappy people 'round here I see... :(

If I aint got you - alicia keys. (Things are cheesily good, lol). Oh wait, even better: Shiny, happy people - REM.
 
Stairing at the world through my rearview - Tupac

I dunno why, it's just, I look around me and I don't like anything I see, I'm unhappy I guess.
 
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